Caption This! May 23-29

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this animated court s.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, May 30th.

Editors’ Pick (May 16-22):

Lawyer to be: “I recognize this witness. I think his name is Tom.”

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  1. Anonymous

    May 23, 2009 at 9:33 am

    If you do not tell the truth on the stand, I will take this clamp and attach it to your left boob.

  2. Anonymous

    May 23, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    Do you expect the jury to believe that Mr. Morrison did not order you to “come on, baby, light my fire” after handing you this match book?

  3. LL

    May 24, 2009 at 7:19 am

    “Ms Lipshit, can you identify these lips and are they the lips taken from you by the defendant?”

  4. Anonymous

    May 24, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    Is this the V-card you claim to have lost?

  5. BL1Y

    May 26, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    With the classic returning wine to the glass with a book of matches trick, Birdman reveals he may have signed up for the wrong bar review course.

  6. Prof Green

    May 28, 2009 at 11:12 am

    Come on creative lawyers add some captions because by Fri, mine will knock you all out of the box.

  7. Ponce De Leon

    May 29, 2009 at 4:45 am

    And your real name is Ray Finkle, isn’t that true Ms. Einhorn?
    Einhorn is Finkle…Finkle is EINHORN!

  8. Anonymous

    May 29, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    Yes, legal eagles’ wings are flame-resistant, and of course I have some matches.  Now, who’s the one asking the questions here?

  9. Not easy being green!

    May 29, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    Just answer the question.  Did your attorney BL1Y, file for the patent that will allow you to manufacture these red objects under your name and will allow purchasers, female, to enchance their vaginas?  Is he the villian in this false hood to females all over Marsville?

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