Caption This! (May 3, 2013)

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the comic with the winning caption on Facebook.

pirate WINNERLast Week’s Winner

Cap’n Bruce Colwin submitted the winning caption for last week’s Caption This! on Facebook:

“Here’s what we think of SOPA.”

Argh!! Also see the comic with Bruce’s caption on Facebook.

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Illustrations courtesy of


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  1. Jeff Galbraith

    May 3, 2013 at 1:26 pm

    Resident Evil: Litigation

  2. Dickson Chan

    May 3, 2013 at 2:11 pm

    “I said put your resume at the reception!”

  3. Graem Kelly

    May 4, 2013 at 11:26 pm

    Oh God… it’s… Law Graduates!

  4. Dickson Chan

    May 5, 2013 at 6:11 am

    “I only said put your resume at the reception!”

  5. Pratyush Raj

    May 7, 2013 at 11:32 am

    “I only agreed for one pro-bono case!!”


    “Hiring is closed!!”

  6. Craig

    May 13, 2013 at 3:40 pm

    Bob suddenly realized that there were too many people who wanted his services. He would have too many customers as a solo, and just like that, he decided to remain a slave to big law.

  7. wbramh

    May 30, 2013 at 1:10 pm

    “This is a partner’s office – there are no brains here!”

  8. realthog

    May 30, 2013 at 1:13 pm

    “It’s ‘Brains! Brains!’ not ‘Claims! Claims!’, you fools!”

  9. jj

    June 26, 2013 at 12:25 pm


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