Caption This! May 30-June 5

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by Bitter Staff on May 30, 2009 in Comics

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about these half-ass professionals.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, June 6th.

Editors’ Pick (May 23-29):



BL1Y:  “With the classic ‘returning wine to the glass with a book of matches’ trick, Birdman reveals he may have signed up for the wrong bar review course.”

  • Ben

    One law firm has taken casual friday too far….

  • blogenfreude

    When they said they’d sue the pants off us, who knew they were serious?

  • I don’t know

    “My god, who left the door to the tax department open!?”

  • Anonymous

    Apparently they all went to Roy Pearson’s dry cleaner.

  • At least they are wearing underwear.

    Never fire your secretary before she gets your pants back from the dry cleaner.

  • Wally

    #2:  Roy Pearsons is by far the BEST

  • Anonymous

    Where are the whores the defendants promised us if we dismissed the case?

  • The Namby Pamby

    The CEO hired a new firm in an effort to cut costs.  For some reason, it wasn’t the ‘half-off’ he was expecting…

  • Joe Dick

    That’s the last time we experiment with waterproof underwear liners in court.  Although we didn’t have to stop court to call a recess, we weren’t in fact, pissing IN our pants; instead, we were pissing all over our pants.  Now we have to stand out here for hours while our trousers are laundered and dried.  Ugh.

  • Cher

    Lawyers trying to counter the recently publicized sex appeal of women lawyers.

  • Jez

    we know, we know – we forgot our pants ladies and gentleman.

  • BL1Y

    The one dude who’s ass you see is not wearing any underwear, and trust me, you don’t want to see his wanker.

  • R3L

    Bankruptcy attorneys realizing its easier to service the accounts of their clients sans pants, giving new meaning to phrases caveat emptor and sore loser.

  • drlove

    We sue the pants off of them

  • Alexis

    The Lawyer Mullet:  Business up top, party below the waist.

  • Chatty Cathi

    Lawyers’ first attempt at Casual Fridays

  • lsacollins

    Apparently there was some confusion about whose ‘Brief’ the Judge was requesting.

  • Senior Associate

    This gives a whole new meaning to slacking off.

  • Meaghan Cheung

    The SEC’s lawyers confirmed that Bernard Madoff is just fine

  • ketan

    Client says:  Reduce the number of billable hours

    Lawyer hears:  We need to find a quicker way to screw clients

  • Ponce De Leon

    Partner Retreat ‘09

  • Ferdinand Magellan

    Howard was a little more excited about the photo than his other three partners.

  • Vasco De Gama

    We’re looking to boost our female hires.

  • Anonymous

    If I were a female, I would NOT be interested in working for these guys.  They really oughta keep their pants on.

  • ex parte[ier] aka lawyer

    In a nutshell – An illustration of the thought process of a personal injury attorney:  “Guys, quick, do something distracting, I have to take a leak!”

  • Peibe

    Gives a new meaning to “getting caught with your pants down”

  • Bitter 3L

    And as quickly as it had begun, the panache of attempting to explore the juvenile humor of “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service . . . but what about pants?” was quickly lost when Jerry, Herman, Bernard, and Lenny were kicked off the bus on the way to lunch during a deposition.

  • Va Bene

    The Roy Pearson defense team inexplicably suffered a simultaneous “wardrobe malfunction”

  • Unemployed

    “The Best Lawyers in America” calendar shoot…August.

  • Prof Green

    Boxers or briefs.  These lawyers prefer boxers.

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