Caption This! May 4, 2012

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this retro clip art, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the clip art with the text on Facebook.

Last Week’s Winner

An anonymous reader submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry with “Hey! There’s another warm body over here we can use for job placement reports!”

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Vector-based clip art courtesy of

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  1. Brad

    May 4, 2012 at 11:14 am

    So, you’re saying that we can raise PPP by ANOTHER 5% if we lay off even more associates?

  2. Manolla

    May 4, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    We’re going to shove this email right up their asses!

  3. Nishin

    May 4, 2012 at 3:13 pm

    “And then I said, ‘I meant line as in queue.’ … I know, it was very confusing for us all.”

  4. Ellen

    May 6, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    You would want to HIRE a Woman to do the work? Are they are alot smarter then the men we interveiw for a job?

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