Caption This! May 9-15

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this presidential gaffe moment.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, May 16th.

Editors’ Pick (May 2-May 8):

Globster: “I don’t need a glove, I’ll just pull out.”

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  1. DD

    May 9, 2009 at 5:33 am


  2. Dick

    May 9, 2009 at 7:56 am

    Barack:  “OMG!!!!! an 8 year old with a bigger dick than me!!!!!” Michelle: “OMG!!!! Why can’t I be 8 years old NOW!!!!!!”

  3. Tripp

    May 9, 2009 at 9:34 am

    Philadelphia Central Elementary School teaches President Obama the intricacies of balancing a checkbook.

  4. ajc

    May 9, 2009 at 10:38 am

    The Obama Blow-Up Doll!!!

  5. Josie

    May 9, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    You did WHAAAT!?!

  6. Utah Reporter

    May 9, 2009 at 10:43 pm

    “Don’t say anything – I know you can smell it.”

  7. Your momma

    May 10, 2009 at 11:01 am

    No I will NOT sign that. Put it away little one.

  8. Snowman

    May 11, 2009 at 5:28 am

    Sorry Mr. President, we forgot the teleprompter back at the White House

  9. Ponce De Leon

    May 11, 2009 at 5:42 am

    “GASP!  Michelle is NOT a man.”

  10. Anon

    May 11, 2009 at 5:55 am

    Ooooohhhh Bananas!

  11. Anon Female

    May 11, 2009 at 6:28 am

    Michelle:  I was born 40 years too early!  These kids mature fast nowadays.

  12. Daily reader

    May 12, 2009 at 5:58 am

    You have heard of “Snakes on a Plane”, well Mr. Pres just saw “Snakes in a School.

  13. Lady lawyer

    May 12, 2009 at 6:05 am

    WOW!  That kid just peed in his pants.

  14. drlove

    May 12, 2009 at 9:24 am

    The cat is out of the bag about the executive strap on.

  15. Namby Pamby

    May 12, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    What?  You won’t let me read “My Pet Goat”?

  16. Anonymous

    May 13, 2009 at 12:38 am

    You said you were 18 last night!

  17. Magic Circle Jerk

    May 13, 2009 at 10:55 am

    Damn, is that the pet goat Bush was reading about? Barack, that should be retitled “My Pet Donkey”

  18. Anonymous

    May 13, 2009 at 11:55 am

    Ironically, President Obama began choking on some pretzels when the First Lady talked about George Bush

  19. Senior Associate

    May 14, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    “My Mom said your mom is white, why do you look so black?”

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