Caption This! November 11, 2011

by Bitter Staff on November 11, 2011 in Contests

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption. And keep it clean(ish). The editors’ pick will be announced next week.

Last Week’s Winner

In a close call with a nice number of entries, Elisabeth takes home the win for last week’s Caption This! entry:

Dasani? Really? I was hoping for SmartWater.

(This week’s photo source: http://www.flickr.com/photos/leftsider/1381783414/)

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Michelle Beth

Get up MagicCircleJerk. Ellen already said she ain’t going to blow you.
- Ellen
  
  You are right. I do not even know him!!!! I will never get sexuel again with a man until I am at least pre-engaged.
  
  I let Alan have ALL of me, and I did NOT hold anything back, and even with all that, he never gave me a ring. FOOEY on him. Thank goodness I have the legal profesion to fall back into.
  
  FOOEY ON MEN WHO DO NOT WANT TO MARRY US!
- Guano Dubango
  
  This reminds me of a joke:
  
  Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
  
  A. After five years your job will still suck.
Chris Seabock

7 Signs of Workplace Depression:
#1 – You fantasize about your funeral
http://manoflaw.wordpress.com Patrick Nolan

If I’d have gone to law school instead of business school, I wouldn’t have to work these long hours.
http://www.henleylaw.com Cynthia Henley

Planking gone wrong.
Eurotrash

Discarded associate cartridge waiting for the firm’s man-sized shredder…
Evil Lawyer

Ellen’s Managing partner reflects: “no amount of in-office sex is worth correcting that damn bitch’s work.”
Anthony Majestro

If I sleep on my legal assistant’s deal I can bill for time …
Guano Dubango

She must be great in the sack; else who would put up with her! I would not mind trying her on for size!
http://www.google.com/ Taran

That’s cleared my thoughts. Thanks for contributing.