Caption This! November 11, 2011

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption. And keep it clean(ish). The editors’ pick will be announced next week.

Last Week’s Winner

In a close call with a nice number of entries, Elisabeth takes home the win for last week’s Caption This! entry:

Dasani? Really? I was hoping for SmartWater.


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  1. Michelle Beth

    November 11, 2011 at 11:42 am

    Get up MagicCircleJerk. Ellen already said she ain’t going to blow you.

    • Ellen

      November 11, 2011 at 12:01 pm

      You are right. I do not even know him!!!! I will never get sexuel again with a man until I am at least pre-engaged.

      I let Alan have ALL of me, and I did NOT hold anything back, and even with all that, he never gave me a ring. FOOEY on him. Thank goodness I have the legal profesion to fall back into.


    • Guano Dubango

      November 12, 2011 at 5:02 pm

      This reminds me of a joke:

      Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

      A. After five years your job will still suck.

  2. Chris Seabock

    November 11, 2011 at 12:32 pm

    7 Signs of Workplace Depression:
    #1 – You fantasize about your funeral

  3. Patrick Nolan

    November 11, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    If I’d have gone to law school instead of business school, I wouldn’t have to work these long hours.

  4. Cynthia Henley

    November 11, 2011 at 11:04 pm

    Planking gone wrong.

  5. Eurotrash

    November 14, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    Discarded associate cartridge waiting for the firm’s man-sized shredder…

  6. Evil Lawyer

    November 14, 2011 at 3:56 pm

    Ellen’s Managing partner reflects: “no amount of in-office sex is worth correcting that damn bitch’s work.”

  7. Anthony Majestro

    November 14, 2011 at 6:25 pm

    If I sleep on my legal assistant’s deal I can bill for time …

  8. Guano Dubango

    November 14, 2011 at 7:06 pm

    She must be great in the sack; else who would put up with her! I would not mind trying her on for size!

  9. Taran

    December 20, 2011 at 7:21 pm

    That’s cleared my thoughts. Thanks for contributing.

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