Caption This! November 18, 2011

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption. And keep it clean(ish). The editors’ pick will be announced next week.

Last Week’s Winner

“Eurotrash” penned last week’s Caption This! entry:

Discarded associate cartridge waiting for the firm’s man-sized shredder . . . .


(This week’s photo source: Picken on Flickr )

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  1. Guano Dubango

    November 18, 2011 at 11:28 am

    Some women appreciate a well endowed member, and will go to any lengths to get hosed by the right guy!

  2. AtlantaHoosier

    November 18, 2011 at 12:53 pm

    When you have the facts on your side, argue the facts. When you have the law on your side, argue the law. When you have neither, rappel down the side of the building.

    • Alan T.

      November 18, 2011 at 12:59 pm

      Awesome! If this entry doesn’t win then I’ll sue.

    • Michelle Beth

      November 18, 2011 at 5:52 pm

      And don’t forget to pound on the table for manufactured outrage, or the wall.

  3. Aaron (@aaronNMA)

    November 18, 2011 at 3:54 pm

    This the most elaborate trust fall ever. Why did we hire Michael Bay to direct our company retreat again?

  4. Ellen

    November 18, 2011 at 5:57 pm

    I do NOT want to get my feet wet, but really!!!! Why do I have to hang from a rope with my legs spread when I am not wearing underwear?

  5. Patrick Nolan

    November 18, 2011 at 6:20 pm

    The partners wagered lunch on whether or not the new intern, dressed in drag, could beat the first year up the side of the building. Neither the intern nor the first year were invited to lunch.

  6. Eurotrash

    November 19, 2011 at 11:41 am

    The UBS compliance team unanimously decides to call it a day, five minutes after Kweku Adoboil has been escorted out of the building in handcuffs.

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