What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?
Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption. And keep it clean(ish). The editors’ pick will be announced next week.
Last Week’s Winner
Patrick Nolan is a two-time winner now for last week’s Caption This! entry:
Sure the park bench lawyer thinks I should file an employment discrimination case. Pooping out eggs for a month hurts, but look at what they did to Tom the Turkey . . . .
(This week’s photo source: http://www.flickr.com/photos/bykathryn/114166059/)
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Stupid finance meltdown. I went to law school to land a banker, not to become a lawyer.
Yes, but now we men have more opportunities than ever to land a decent woman, and to have intimate sexual contact with many more than we ever were able to in the past, BL1Y. While these women may not be worth marrying, they are good for at least worth a week or two of sexual adventure. That is good for us, as lawyers, no?
“Look, it wasn’t so bad that you called him a dried up old prune, and handed him your business card when he asked what you did. If he hadn’t been your firm’s managing partner, it would have hilarious.”
We are NEVER going to get an orgasm if all we get to pick from are these sorry legal excuses for real men. We might as well to just continue to stick with and employ our own electrical joysticks.
Dasani? Really? I was hoping for SmartWater.
Why do they tell us to get here at 9:00 a.m. when we’re #106 on the list?
Where are Lenny and Squiggy?
After becoming BFFs and working so closely together, it was a mistake for us to track our menstrual cycles so we could be “Best Menses Buddies.”
Yeah, in the spirit of Milton Berle, Bob Hope or Carlos Mencia, I stole the above from last week’s Big Bang Theory TV show.
You’re telling me it only goes downhill from here? I’m already fat, homely, over-worked and stressed.
And cannot get any decent guy to pay for my dinner unless I promise him all sorts of things beyond mere sexual favours!
Just received the earth shattering news that Justin Bieber has fathered the child of one of their classmates. Oh why couldn’t it have been me!?
I don’t get it. Black suits, white shirts, pearls … how did we not win the moot?
Damn, we haven’t gotten any since the Bush Administration