What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?
Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this IT insanity. And keep it clean. (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, November 21st.
Editors’ Pick (October 31-November 6):

Justme: “He once told a judge he was out of order…He is the most vexatious man in the world. Stay litigious, my friends.”

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By hiding behind these computer screens, I can watch people without them seeing me. But I only wish they would bathe!
IT has time for this, but it takes them a year to let me install Firefox 3?
This fellow looks prepared to pleasure his girlfriend without being all gassed out!
All this new technology really stinks.
I know that partners can do whatever they want but why does this guy use his trash can to go #2?
If I can get in and out of the firm today without anyone recognizing me I think that is a success!
I like Ponce DeLeon’s comment, and hereby respectfully request that all that would otherwise vote for my witty comment, instead direct those votes over to Mr. DeLeon. Very smart, Mr. DeLeon!
I KNEW I shouldn’t take a job at a firm whose primary clients are German and Japanese film-makers.
They call him “The Rain Man”
Damn it, how do the Westlaw reps keep making it past the front desk?
Pay no attention to the man behind the mask.