Caption This! November 7, 2009

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this IT insanity.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, November 21st.

Editors’ Pick (October 31-November 6):

Justme: “He once told a judge he was out of order…He is the most vexatious man in the world. Stay litigious, my friends.”

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  1. Alma Federer

    November 7, 2009 at 4:37 am

    By hiding behind these computer screens, I can watch people without them seeing me.  But I only wish they would bathe!

  2. BL1Y

    November 7, 2009 at 7:35 am

    IT has time for this, but it takes them a year to let me install Firefox 3?

  3. Guano Dubango

    November 8, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    This fellow looks prepared to pleasure his girlfriend without being all gassed out!

  4. Magic Circle Jerk

    November 12, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    All this new technology really stinks.

  5. Ponce De Leon

    November 13, 2009 at 6:49 am

    I know that partners can do whatever they want but why does this guy use his trash can to go #2?

  6. Marg

    November 15, 2009 at 11:27 am

    If I can get in and out of the firm today without anyone recognizing me I think that is a success!

  7. Anonymous

    November 15, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    I like Ponce DeLeon’s comment, and hereby respectfully request that all that would otherwise vote for my witty comment, instead direct those votes over to Mr. DeLeon.  Very smart, Mr. DeLeon!

  8. Anonymous

    November 16, 2009 at 11:14 am

    I KNEW I shouldn’t take a job at a firm whose primary clients are German and Japanese film-makers.

  9. Craig

    November 19, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    They call him “The Rain Man”

  10. W

    November 23, 2009 at 10:41 am

    Damn it, how do the Westlaw reps keep making it past the front desk?

  11. Julie Wagner

    August 25, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    Pay no attention to the man behind the mask.

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