Caption This! (November 9, 2012)

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here? You tell us.

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this clever comic, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the final comic with the winning caption on Facebook.

Last Week’s Winner

Michael Gerst submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry right here on Bitter Lawyer. See the final cartoon to the left and on Facebook with his caption. Thanks to everyone who submitted a caption!

Original clip art courtesy of

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  1. Jerry

    November 10, 2012 at 11:35 am

    I swore I would shoot myself if I never found a female lawyer worth boning, and after 30 years searching fruitlessly for one humpable female lawyer, I now have to shoot myself in the cojones.

  2. quadoz

    November 11, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    It was at that exact moment that Amber realized… Shit just got real.

    City Cop by Midnights, Rookie Lawyer by Day

  3. Jerry

    November 13, 2012 at 6:37 am

    We are not in Kansas anymore?

  4. benghazidave

    November 15, 2012 at 9:02 pm

    “I had to a fire a few people last week. According to leading studies, at about this time tomorrow is when fired people come looking for revenge on their boss.”

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