What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?
Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this executive baller. And keep it clean. (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, November 4th.
Editors’ Pick (October 24-30):
Magic Circle Jerk: “Is it Halloween? Or are we letting the contract attorneys out of the basement and onto the main floors now?”
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I am a young judge and a real chick magnet. You’ll love me nuzzling you with my moustache and beard, and when you want to get in to the real stuff, I can do an awful lot of hot things with my new gavel.
I’m not only the president, I’m also a client.
Judge by day, porn star by night.
I would Never trust a judge with a moustache and beard. Gross!
They call me the smooth JD….
Yo, babe, after a few shots of this Scotch, you won’t hardly be able to feel my gavel.
It takes a lot of money to win a judicial election.
He is the most interesting judge in the world. “Stay thirsty my friends.”
8 wins.
Taking the meaning of “Douche bag Lawyer” to another level …
He once told a judge he was out of order…He is the most vexatious man in the world. Stay litigious, my friends.