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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this executive baller.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, November 4th.

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11 Comments

  1. Guano Dubango

    October 31, 2009 at 3:23 am

    I am a young judge and a real chick magnet.  You’ll love me nuzzling you with my moustache and beard, and when you want to get in to the real stuff, I can do an awful lot of hot things with my new gavel.

  2. Neutron

    October 31, 2009 at 10:02 am

    I’m not only the president, I’m also a client.

  3. Big Jim

    November 1, 2009 at 7:33 am

    Judge by day, porn star by night.

  4. Alma Federer

    November 1, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    I would Never trust a judge with a moustache and beard.  Gross!

  5. ANON

    November 1, 2009 at 8:17 pm

    They call me the smooth JD….

  6. Anonymous

    November 2, 2009 at 2:19 am

    Yo, babe, after a few shots of this Scotch, you won’t hardly be able to feel my gavel.

  7. Magic Circle Jerk

    November 2, 2009 at 10:05 am

    It takes a lot of money to win a judicial election.

  8. Ponce De Leon

    November 2, 2009 at 11:06 am

    He is the most interesting judge in the world.  “Stay thirsty my friends.”

  9. w

    November 2, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    8 wins.

  10. Craig

    November 4, 2009 at 10:11 am

    Taking the meaning of “Douche bag Lawyer” to another level …

  11. Justme

    November 5, 2009 at 5:48 am

    He once told a judge he was out of order…He is the most vexatious man in the world. Stay litigious, my friends.

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