Caption This! October 10-17

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this lawyer surrounded by crazy cats.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, October 17th.

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23 Comments

  1. TBone

    October 10, 2009 at 8:19 am

    Not bad for a night’s work, eh?

  2. JJ Love

    October 10, 2009 at 8:23 am

    It only cost an extra five hundred, but the cheerleading costumes are totally worth it, don’t you think?

  3. BL1Y

    October 10, 2009 at 10:23 am

    With “The Adventures of Jim’s Mustache” spin-offs of The Office are off to a bad start.

  4. Anonymous

    October 10, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    It is his bristle mustache that keeps these ladies hot and bothered, although most women in my country prefer ostrich or loon feathers for use downstairs.

  5. Marshall

    October 10, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    Party’s in my office dude!!

  6. hawk

    October 12, 2009 at 7:10 am

    4 o’clock AM, 5 pots of coffee latter, 2,000 more pages to review, Steve suddenly realized that he wasn’t alone…….or was he?

  7. Schadenfreude

    October 12, 2009 at 8:01 am

    One of these things is not like the other ones…….

  8. Magic Circle Jerk

    October 12, 2009 at 8:06 am

    Coffee + Moustache Rides = late night work getting a whole lot more fun!

  9. Anon2

    October 12, 2009 at 10:11 am

    who said being a lawyer was dull! check me out baby!!!!

  10. Mark

    October 12, 2009 at 10:33 am

    Who said recruiting for the new class of associates wouldn’t be fun!  Who wants a moustache ride?

  11. 25th percentile

    October 12, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    “Lawyers and hookers DO make good bedfellows.”

  12. Anonymous

    October 12, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    love #6’s

  13. w

    October 13, 2009 at 7:29 am

    Staff Attorneys Run On Dunkin’!

  14. Er, no.

    October 13, 2009 at 10:40 am

    Junior Corporate Counsel Jake “The Snake” Johnson, after a late night of brainstorming at the Seven Veils, enthusiastically presents his idea for turning around the company to management…

  15. Er, no.

    October 13, 2009 at 10:41 am

    That should have been “Starbucks Junior Corporate Counsel Jake “The Snake” Johnson, after a late night of brainstorming at the Seven Veils, enthusiastically presents his idea for turning around the company to management…”

  16. Craig

    October 14, 2009 at 8:47 am

    If you are at the office, take your ring off, and have to pay for it, then it is not cheating

  17. Whit

    October 14, 2009 at 11:35 am

    Best. Clients. Ever.

  18. Lyra

    October 15, 2009 at 8:10 am

    I know there are five hot chicks behind me, but this coffee is FUCKING AMAZING!

  19. Guano D.

    October 15, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    I am not sure how to get this pine-tar stuff off my tongue, but the girls sure didn’t mind when I applied it to their privates.

  20. Magic Circle Jerk

    October 16, 2009 at 8:16 am

    Dude this coffee even makes the secretaries look hot!

  21. drlove

    October 16, 2009 at 10:14 am

    Don’t let the lip cheese and smooth taste fool ya.  Runners get all the love!

  22. Ponce De Leon

    October 16, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    Employment law partner Charlie reflected that in hindsight maybe it wasn’t the sweetest night ever when he had to explain this photo at his deposition regarding multiple sexual harassment claims against him and the firm.

  23. Carmine

    October 16, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    “Yeah, thatz right. I TOLD you m#therf%ckers I had clients!!”

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