Caption This! October 17-23

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this LOLdog in the law library.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, October 24th.

Editors’ Pick (October 10-16):

Carmine: “Yeah, thatz right. I TOLD you m#therf%ckers I had clients!!”

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  1. Guano Dubango

    October 17, 2009 at 4:44 am

    More proof that female law students who study in the law library are DAWGs.

  2. Craig

    October 17, 2009 at 5:35 am

    “LOLdog?” Really.  I thought you guys were better than that.

  3. Ace in the Hole

    October 17, 2009 at 10:36 am

    It was clear to Jim that Professor Kennedy had finally gone over the edge when he sent his dog, Palsgraf, to hold office hours for the day.

  4. BL1Y

    October 17, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    “I may sniff other dogs’ asses and eat my own turds, but at least I don’t go to a TTT.”

  5. Alma Federer

    October 18, 2009 at 3:27 am

    This looks like one of the many MALE law students who wanted to date me, but I did not even let him sniff around.

  6. Bitter 3L

    October 18, 2009 at 9:07 am

    As soon as Larry walked into the Law Library, he realized he’d been had by the gentleman selling “law database subscriptions” in the alley behind school.  WestieLaw is awfully expensive when one considers the additional costs of dog ownership.

  7. Harley

    October 18, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    Ya – you got it dogs are smarter than people!!


    October 19, 2009 at 10:55 am

    last time little white doggie 3L would ever be so white and clean.

  9. jdhawk

    October 19, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    F*%#$ me

  10. Someguy

    October 19, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    I ate my con law homework. Sorry.

  11. Magic Circle Jerk

    October 20, 2009 at 7:35 am

    What’s this state’s man-bite statute?

  12. Justme

    October 21, 2009 at 7:59 am

    Still not satisfied with Michael Vick’s verdict, Fluffy decides it’s time to take matters into her own hands.

  13. Shef

    October 23, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    I can’t believe that I am actually considering finishing this case instead of humping that 2L’s leg.

  14. w

    October 23, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    The Day The Law School Goggles Accidentally Fell Off.

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