Caption This! October 24-30

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this ghoulish law firm frightfest.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, October 31st.

Editors’ Pick (October 17-23):

Three-way Tie:

Someguy: “I ate my con law homework. Sorry.”

w: “The day the Law School Goggles accidentally fell off.”

Justme: “Still not satisfied with Michael Vick’s verdict, Fluffy decides it’s time to take matters into her own hands.”

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  1. Roger

    October 24, 2009 at 8:32 am

    Just another day at the office…

  2. Guano Dubango

    October 24, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    Dude, you’re gonna need a cooler saying on your tee shirt to get the top shelf babes.  Why don’t you wear a shirt that says:  “LETS FLIP A COIN.  IF IT’S HEADS, I GET TAIL.  IF IT’S TAILS, I GET HEAD!”

  3. Anon

    October 25, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    my t shirt costume is for sure going to win me the $100 bucks for the firm costume contest.

  4. Magic Circle Jerk

    October 26, 2009 at 9:09 am

    Is it Halloween? Or are we letting the contract attorneys out of the basement onto the main floors now?

  5. lurker

    October 26, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    After Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, irony and parody officially completed a murder-suicide pact.

  6. Justme

    October 28, 2009 at 8:04 am

    Despite the great need for clients, casual day has finally taken a turn for the worst.

  7. b

    October 30, 2009 at 10:42 am

    hey, uh, there’s a spi..  you know what, never mind.

  8. DAS

    October 30, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    I am certain that dressing up as Nite Owl II from the Watchmen will get me laid.

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