Caption This! September 12-18

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this street legal scene.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, September 19th.

Editors’ Pick (September 5-11):

drlove: “I have great compassion for the soon to be divorced…”

(drlove is on fire!  Two weeks running.)

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  1. Mandi

    September 12, 2009 at 11:34 am

    who says lawyers can’t also be race car drivers!!

  2. Guana

    September 12, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    Lawyers are always trying to get into boxes they don’t belong in.

  3. Anonymous

    September 13, 2009 at 3:11 am

    Wow, this is fun!  After years of my wife driving me crazy as a real beeotch on wheels here’s my chance to be a bastard on wheels. Look out beeotch!

  4. No-offered 3L

    September 13, 2009 at 9:11 am

    “Also comes in shades of grey, courtesy of your career services office.”

  5. CarlJohn

    September 13, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    The family law company car.

  6. Dantheman

    September 13, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    I heard race car drivers get all the chicks—thought I would give it a shot!

  7. BL1Y

    September 14, 2009 at 3:46 am

    Barreling down the hill, his breaks out, the lawyer was racing to his certain death.  But then suddenly he remembered the Ricola lozenge in his pocket, popped it in his mouth and the coffin stopped.

  8. Kate

    September 14, 2009 at 4:08 am

    The end result of years of ambulance chasing.

  9. ajc

    September 14, 2009 at 6:06 am

    If lawyers designed cars…

  10. justin tyme

    September 14, 2009 at 8:48 am

    I didn’t think they were being literal when they said practicing law would drive me in a coffin.

  11. Magic Circle Jerk

    September 14, 2009 at 11:34 am

    Working for a boutique is awesome! They even pay for your car!

  12. Craig

    September 15, 2009 at 10:47 am

    Becoming a lawyer begins the race to your death.

  13. Anonymous

    September 16, 2009 at 10:00 am

    I don’t think I’m doing this ambulance-chasing thing right….

  14. vdiesel

    September 17, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    Fast and Furious 10: Bring the Law!

  15. drlove

    September 17, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    Rolling in his grave

  16. Bill Peckerino

    September 18, 2009 at 2:45 am

    This coffin is a chick-magnet?  Now I know why my wife gave me this brakeless model.

  17. cdf

    September 18, 2009 at 3:51 am

    The Big Law Model T

  18. TomT

    September 18, 2009 at 4:04 am

    The Big Law Edsel – RIP

  19. Ponce De Leon

    September 18, 2009 at 5:12 am

    Heading into turn 3 during the associate soapbox derby, Hugh wonders whether he actually signed out of his westlaw hourly research.

  20. Dam

    September 11, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    Some first year associates squander their new found wealth, not Jim he bought a ‘collectible’ car that is only going to go up in value.

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