Caption This! (September 14, 2012)

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this clever comic, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the clip art with the text on Facebook.

Last Week’s Winner

Kelly O’Neil submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry on Facebook: “Why are you calling me out on my bullshit? I was polite enough not to mention yours.” Great job Kelly! And thanks to everyone who submitted a caption. Keep them coming!



Original clip art courtesy of

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  1. Jerry

    September 15, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    I have iron claws for hands and no penis. That’s why I am a typical lawyer.

  2. Frank

    September 15, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    Touche to Jerry! It’s funny but it’s true. Most lawyers are dickless wonders, and the women, well, don’t even get me started on those barkers!

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