Caption This! September 16, 2011

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption. And keep it clean(ish). The editors’ favorite will be announced next week.

Last Week’s Winner

Congrats to Alan T., now a double winner, who penned last week’s Caption This! winning entry:

Students at California Southern Law School celebrated last night after the school’s top-ranked 3L received a job offer to manage a local KFC.

Thanks to those who submitted last week.

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  1. wjuls

    September 16, 2011 at 11:20 am

    Should have worn a jacket! Who knew municipal court judges cared about dress codes?

  2. Bob

    September 16, 2011 at 9:03 pm

    “Every day I’m shufflin'”

  3. Champ

    September 17, 2011 at 4:28 am

    There’s no f****** monkey bars in that zoo. Dammit, I went to law school for nuthin’…

  4. Teri

    September 18, 2011 at 3:08 pm

    “Where will YOU be when your laxative starts to work?”

    • Michelle Beth

      September 19, 2011 at 2:08 pm

      Congresswoman Wannabe,

      When his laxative starts to work, he will campaign for you with a plentiful load for some shit-slinging.

  5. Guano Dubango

    September 19, 2011 at 6:44 am

    After watching the new “Sex and the City” movie, I thought that women would be anxious to have me play the role as as their very own “Lawrence of My Labia”

  6. Dr. Love

    September 21, 2011 at 10:06 am

    I like the way you talk, mmmhhhhh.

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