Caption This! September 19-25

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this uncorked office scene.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, September 26th.

Editors’ Pick (September 12-18):

Anonymous: “I don’t think I’m doing this ambulance-chasing thing right….”

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  1. Anonymous

    September 19, 2009 at 6:16 am

    Guano Dubango counseling on how to do the Watusi dance @ work.

  2. Anon

    September 19, 2009 at 10:25 am

    I saw Cameron Diaz do this in a movie once, and since I’m wearing ladies underwear, maybe I can do it too.  Hey, who wants to play Ashton Kutcher?

  3. Danelle

    September 19, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    I think he’s got it! but what the heck is it?

  4. Craig

    September 21, 2009 at 10:51 am

    President Obama is startled by Alec Baldwin’s impromptu victory celebration

  5. Ryan

    September 21, 2009 at 10:54 pm

    The ubiquitous “performance cut” taking place at law firms across the country.

  6. Guano Dubango

    September 23, 2009 at 3:18 am

    Quickly discovering in the conference room that eating Mexican food the night before might not have been the smartest idea.

  7. drlove

    September 23, 2009 at 6:29 am

    Who is down with OPP, yeah, you know me

  8. Jr. Associate

    September 24, 2009 at 6:19 am

    A personal injury attorney on mentoring: quick! How many people can we sue for this?

  9. McCainoleum

    September 24, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    Back in his days as a litigator, Barack Obama pretended he was “Silver Surfer” whenever the office partner played “Samurai Lawyer”

  10. TomT

    September 25, 2009 at 4:34 am

    Kill Billable Volume I

  11. Ponce De Leon

    September 25, 2009 at 5:28 am

    Here’s your freaking bonus!

  12. Vasco De Gama

    September 25, 2009 at 5:29 am


  13. Magic Circle Jerk

    September 25, 2009 at 9:05 am

    Time for some cutbacks! First thing to go are these flowers, then the associates.

  14. koak

    September 25, 2009 at 11:09 am

    Did anyone think about the F&*k’ing sword in his office before we let me know he was being off!

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