Caption This! September 2, 2011

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption. And keep it clean(ish). The editors’ favorite will be announced next week.

Last Week’s Winner

Congrats to Alan T., who penned last week’s Caption This! winning entry:

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Thanks to everyone who submitted last week.

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  1. TSF

    September 2, 2011 at 11:23 am

    “Subject arrested for impersonating an officer.”

  2. Dr. Juris

    September 2, 2011 at 11:30 am

    This little piggy cried whee whee whee….

  3. Drew

    September 2, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    Law enforcement cracks down after Michigan declares feral swine an invasive species.

  4. Bitter Newsroom

    September 2, 2011 at 5:30 pm

    It’s that protester who got arrested for dumping a dump truck (pictured) full of pig manure in front of Wall Street a few years ago.

    What’s a caption contest?

    • Sam Glover

      September 2, 2011 at 10:46 pm

      Didn’t you get the TPS report with the new cover sheet?

  5. JoeMo

    September 2, 2011 at 10:04 pm

    2 in the pink, 1 in the stink

  6. kim

    September 2, 2011 at 10:52 pm

    Damn zipper stuck again…if we don’t get him out of this outfit they will know we are all pigs!

  7. Hank

    September 2, 2011 at 11:24 pm

    Hey Larry, do you want to pork this babe first or should I?

  8. Richard Olson

    September 3, 2011 at 8:20 am

    …and in the latest Warner Bros scandal, Porky was promptly arrested and read his rights…

  9. Alan T.

    September 5, 2011 at 7:32 am

    So, just so we’re both on the same page, what’s our reasonable articulable suspicion for pulling this guy over?

  10. Quadoz

    September 5, 2011 at 9:55 am

    Damn partner… I TOLD YOU! We got the picture with the midget, the shot glasses from 2 different bars, and now the pink pig! Scavenger Hunt Complete!

  11. Dr. Love

    September 6, 2011 at 9:55 am

    You are under arrest for the murder of the Big Bad Wolf. Anything you say can…

  12. Rosie

    September 6, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    “We’re arresting you for impersonating a pig. Charges pressed by Miss Piggy of Sesame Street.”

    • Sam Glover

      September 6, 2011 at 4:49 pm

      She’s on the Muppet Show.

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