Caption This! September 23, 2011

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption. And keep it clean(ish). The editors’ favorite will be announced next week.

Last Week’s Winner

Congrats to Teri, who penned last week’s Caption This! winning entry:

Where will YOU be when your laxative starts to work?

Thanks to those who submitted.

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  1. Kenner R. McQuaid

    September 23, 2011 at 12:14 pm

    So…I guess this ISN’T the CLE where you get 3 extra credits for attending in costume.

  2. Guano Dubango

    September 23, 2011 at 4:07 pm

    Why I was told to dress up in this monkey suit– just so this oaf with the lanyard can land the hottest chick in the room?

  3. Patrick Nolan

    September 24, 2011 at 12:50 am

    “We’ll call it a three-fifths compromise… of course there’s precedent.”

  4. evil lawyer

    September 24, 2011 at 1:21 am

    “Guana Dubango and Alma Federer shake hands at Bitter Lawyer Conference in Chicago.”

  5. FG

    September 24, 2011 at 3:30 pm

    Poor Guano! He is looking for a sex kitten and winds up with this?

  6. Evil Lawyer

    September 25, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    It gets worse: I think that’s Aunt Ooona in the Uniform.

  7. Alan T.

    September 26, 2011 at 8:14 am

    “Thanks, Chuck. We’re so happy you’ve agreed to be a mentor to our first year students. Let me introduce you to Bob.”

  8. Ellen

    September 26, 2011 at 10:31 am

    Is this the freshman’s orientation at law school? The guy in the back must be the dean.

  9. Dr. Love

    September 27, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    By decree of her majesty, you will now shake hands and make nice.

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