Caption This! September 5-11

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this partner’s office cast couch.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, September 12th.

Editors’ Pick (August 29-September 4):

drlove: “That’s a lovely top, where did you get it?”

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  1. BL1Y

    September 5, 2009 at 5:21 am

    This week in layoffs…

  2. Craig

    September 5, 2009 at 5:49 am

    Now I know why he got nicknamed the “Real Deal”

  3. JR

    September 5, 2009 at 7:58 am

    Me sooo hoorny.  Me love you long time.

  4. 3LT

    September 5, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    Who has the higher billable hour?

  5. Georgie

    September 6, 2009 at 8:18 am

    Bet you can’t guess why I am smiling right now!

  6. ladyinlaw

    September 7, 2009 at 9:17 am

    I certainly do have the best clients (big smile) around.

  7. prog

    September 8, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    Another type of attorney-client privilege.

  8. Underemployed

    September 9, 2009 at 9:30 am

    Put it together, big smile, pimp hat, prostitute on the sofa…This guy just got a new client!

  9. Magic Circle Jerk

    September 9, 2009 at 10:00 am

    The President’s long-lost brother, managing partner of the Player in the Management Profession law offices (PIMP LLP), takes a moment to reflect on the current talent available on the market.

  10. drlove

    September 9, 2009 at 10:11 am

    I have great compassion for the soon to be divorced…

  11. Brett

    September 10, 2009 at 12:36 am

    Photoshop by a thrid grader?

  12. drlove

    September 10, 2009 at 3:16 am

    One night in Bangkok might make the hard man humble, but not Jackie Chiles

  13. Guano Dubano

    September 11, 2009 at 4:58 am

    Once you go Black, you never go Back!

  14. dandr

    September 11, 2009 at 5:20 am

    Commitment to Diversity. 
    Understanding that superior performance and diversity are bound together, Verry & White’s goal is to recruit, keep and promote a diverse group of lawyers and staff.

  15. Ponce De Leon

    September 11, 2009 at 5:30 am

    I’ll have the number 5…AGAIN.

  16. Vasco De Gama

    September 11, 2009 at 5:32 am

    The public option healthcare plan includes free office “visits”.

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