Caption This! September 9, 2011

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption. And keep it clean(ish). The editors’ favorite will be announced next week.

Last Week’s Winner

Congrats to Quadoz, who penned last week’s Caption This! winning entry:

Damn partner, I TOLD YOU! We got the picture with the midget, the shot glasses from 2 different bars, and now the pink pig! Scavenger Hunt Complete!

Thanks to those who submitted an entry last week.

Bitter Staff is a collection of current and former editors, contributors, and various other lawyers who have written for Bitter Lawyer over the years. Posts include interviews, contests, and other general lawyerly and bitter content.


  1. Patti

    September 9, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    …and this little piggy cried “sue, sue, sue” all the way home!

  2. Lawyer in the picture

    September 9, 2011 at 2:14 pm

    Suck my toes, Ellen B.

    • Ellen

      September 10, 2011 at 12:05 pm

      FOOEY on you! I do not do toes, or any other bodie parts. FOOEY ON YOU! FOOEY!

    • Bitter Staff

      September 10, 2011 at 2:31 pm

      That’s called shrimping. It’s apparently one of the top 5 hobbies of big firm lawyers.

  3. Alan T.

    September 9, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    Students at California Southern Law School celebrated last night after the school’s top-ranked 3L received a job offer to manage a local KFC.

  4. Joseph the Lawyer

    September 10, 2011 at 11:26 am

    The only thing worse than my socks is my tie.

  5. Steve

    September 13, 2011 at 3:41 pm

    At the monthly Local Bar Association mixer, Ted, once again, wins the award for oldest, stinkiest socks of the month….maybe he’ll change them now.

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