Caption This! (May 30, 2013)

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of Shutterstock.com. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the comic with the winning caption on Facebook.

7 Comments

  1. realthog

    May 30, 2013 at 10:54 am

    “We’d hoped to advertise our ladders with half-naked fashion models, but the budget just wouldn’t run to it.”

    • Larry

      May 30, 2013 at 12:16 pm

      Just have the secretaries and paralegals take off their tops and parade underneath the ladder. The one whose teats are the firmest will win the ladder!

  2. wbramh

    May 30, 2013 at 11:28 am

    “The late Smithson here was our Workers’ Comp expert. Wills is still litigating his burial wishes.”

  3. ribroy69

    May 30, 2013 at 11:58 am

    He says he can’t move unless we raise the ceiling on his workman’s liability.

  4. Marantha LexisNexis

    May 31, 2013 at 8:51 am

    We need a case and you need worker’s comp. So how about a little push?

  5. Loki

    June 1, 2013 at 11:18 pm

    After reading our waiver form, he refuses to climb the ladder…

  6. Lorenzo Legal

    June 16, 2013 at 1:04 am

    He looks dumb enough to lose his balance up there, fall off, and die… (then we’ve got our millions in tort). Now we need a corporation with deep pockets to hire him.

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