Columns

  • How to Lose a Non-Lawyer Boyfriend

    The key to maintaining a lawyer-civilian relationship is to mentally delete all those asocial, annoying tendencies that make us good at our jobs

  • A Paralegal’s Memory Is Long

    My power as a paralegal at this place may be small, but my memory is long. And that’s bad news for arrogant asshat associates.

  • Twelve Very Bitter Divorces

    Here are some divorces that certainly left a bitter mark. Happy Valentine’s Day from your friends at Bitter Lawyer.

  • Valentine S.O.S.

    [Ed. Note: To best help Bitter Lawyers plan for what is potentially the most bitter holiday of the year, we turned to Todd Hawkins, President...

  • Strippers and Ghosts

    Somewhere between Crystal’s pole routine and me drizzling her body with my Kettle Tonic, I started writing down the names of everyone firm-related actually at...

  • Bitter Factoids 3

    Here are 15 more compelling facts from Bitter Lawyer.  We leave the opinions up to you. 1,528 Estimated number of attorney layoffs in 2009 according...

  • Snowed Under

    A few weeks prior to Christmas, my girlfriend and I purchased airline tickets to travel across the country to be home for the holidays.  We...

  • I Want More Tattoos

    I have a tattoo on my left arm from my shoulder going down my bicep that I would like to expand down about two inches. Can...

  • Dog Eat Whale Tail

    The associates they put in charge of temps usually aren’t that bright, but this guy is unbelievable. Of course, it’s kill or be killed. Temping...

  • Bitter Factoids 2

    Here are 12 compelling facts from Bitter Lawyer.  We leave the opinions up to you. $182,500 Amount a Houston lawyer lost to a Nigerian email...