Columns

  • I’m Jealous of My Roommate

    ADVICE FROM AN EX-BITTER [Ed. Note: For today’s “The Best of the Bitter: 2009,” we’re revisiting the three most popular advice pieces by Ex-Bitter from...

  • I Like Summers

    Summer associates out there, take caution---you are being judged both as a professional and as a potential hookup.

  • Be Funnier: A Guest Post from an Annoyed Reader

    It’s tough being a lawyer these days. Miniscule bonuses, salary-freezes, layoffs, snippy partners, boring work (if you’re lucky enough to even have any work). But what...

  • Temp’s a Bitch

    Mrs. Donut has screwed me for the last time, I realize as Swiss Miss glides into the conference room and sits down across from me....

  • Twenty Bitter Ends of 2008

    Bitter years come and go, but 2008 was one for the record books. Here are the moments and personalities that made 2008 a wonderfully bitter...

  • My Bitter Christmas List

    ‘Twas thirteen days before Christmas, when all through the firm, Not an associate was stirring—because we got laid off. Less than two weeks before Christmas,...

  • Bitter Lawyer Holiday Party

    In all my time as a bartender, I’ve never seen such a bunch of degenerate losers as the gang from Bitter Lawyer. They’ve been coming...

  • Gift Bag Winners!

    Congratulations to the Bitterest Lawyers of 2008. The male and female winners of our Holiday Gift Bag Giveaway received the most votes amongst our finalists...

  • I’m Considering Law School

    So, this may seem like a weird question, but I’m currently a college student considering going to law school, and have stumbled upon your site....

  • Six Reasons to Love Tom Cruise

    Six Reasons Bitter Lawyers Should Love Tom Cruise: In lean times, Tom Cruise may be the Top Gun client the legal profession needs most. He’s...