Excerpts from 2012 Election Night Speeches, Set In Comic Sans!

by Bitter Staff on November 7, 2012 in Columns

We’re not as cynical as the pundits believe. We are greater than the sum of our individual ambitions, and we remain more than a collection of red states and blue states. We are and forever will be the United States of America.

- President Barack Obama

[W]e look to Democrats and Republicans in government at all levels to put the people before the politics.

- Governor Mitt Romney

Editor’s Note: Well, at least that’s over. Now back to being Bitter.   

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