Five Godawful YouTube Video Depositions

#4 Don’t Lecture Me, Puppy

This video made its rounds in 2007. It involves a lawsuit between Testmasters and Blueprint Test Prep. It also involves generally outrageous deposition behavior of the defending attorney, Joseph Kouri. Highlight? Start watching at 2:30 for the line “Don’t lecture me, puppy. I was doing this when you was [sic] still chasing cheerleaders.” If you get bored later, which you shouldn’t if you are a litigator, skip to 6:40 for the finale and what can only be the laughter of relief from the court reporter.

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  1. Guano Dubango

    November 2, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    I am not going to sit for 10 minutes listening to some woman (likely pig-like homely), with her panting and moaning in the background, even if the male allegedly pleasuring said pig eventually puts his head into the picture to verify that he was being recorded.

    I have long stood up for the fact that it is quality, not quantity, to go after. Therefore, I will not have sex at all, rather than have sex with pig-like creatures, even if it results in the fact that my member goes unused.

    • William Griffiths

      November 5, 2012 at 2:42 am

      Talk about pigs, you’re the ugliest one of all.

  2. Zinda Davis

    April 26, 2013 at 8:37 pm

    Wow….that first video has HILARIOUS! Here’s another deposition that went horrifically bad:

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  4. John Mastriani

    September 6, 2014 at 8:53 am

    Now that is what I call funny. Have you seen this one as well.

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