Five Ways to Say Grace

What’s Thanksgiving without a little grace? Nancy Grace, that is. We thought about telling you what we were thankful for this year, but that just isn’t very bitter. So, instead we decided to share our favorite clips from America’s top cable news lawyer—Nancy Grace.

1. Who is Nancy Grace?

This lawyer turned cable news pundit lost on “Jeopardy!” to Regis Philbin and Carson from “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.”

2. Touch of Grace

Okay, we lied. We are thankful. Thankful that Nancy Grace is no longer working as a prosecutor. Get ready for the worst interview. Ever.

3.  Saturday Night Grace

We love Amy Poehler’s impression of Nancy Grace, but after watching hours of the cable news pundit, we’re wondering why Lorne Michaels doesn’t just put the real Nancy Grace on “SNL.”

4.  Goodness Gracious

Who needs Black’s Law Dictionary when we have Nancy Grace to keep us straight on those pesky terms of art?

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5.  DisGraceful

Nancy Grace outraged. Paris Hilton in a bikini. This was supposed to be Thanksgiving, but it looks like everyday is Christmas on the internet.

God is great, God is good. Let us thank Him for our Nancy. Amen.

Michael Estrin, one of the founding editors and writers for Bitter Lawyer, is a writer, journalist, and author of Murder and Other Distractions, a novel about a dead ex, casual sex, tacos, and killer Internet traffic. Follow him on Twitter or check out Bitter Lawyer's interview with him.


  1. Alex Hump

    November 27, 2008 at 6:19 am

    Those who would say that women are not given a break because of their sex should do no more than read this webpost.  If this person did not have a vagina, she would not be employed in any capacity; especially one with legal overtones.

  2. Anonymous

    November 27, 2008 at 9:47 am


  3. Rams

    November 27, 2008 at 11:31 am

    Are you sure that she has a vagina?

  4. Anonymous

    November 27, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    i hate this woman a lot.  and, unfortunately, she’s from my hometown.  of all the decently well-known “news” people, we got stuck with her.

  5. Anonymous

    November 27, 2008 at 7:24 pm

    Well, it’s Thanksgiving, so we’ll give this woman a break.  and we’ll have to wait till tomorrow before telling her just where to shove that greasy turkey drumstick!

  6. Anonymous

    November 28, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    I think I would like to do her 5 ways, but only after I have 5 drinks.

  7. Anonymous

    November 29, 2008 at 9:44 am

    This woman has a problem with sex.  Is she married?  If so, what can her husband possibly do to her?

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