The following is a transcript of a witness deposition conducted by two California lawyers during an automobile personal injury lawsuit from July 2012. It is being reposted here on the web solely for educational purposes.
BY MR. DOUGLAS: For the record, please refer to me throughout this deposition as "Pasadena Accident Attorney," except where I may deviate and use "Pasadena DUI Lawyer" or "Skilled California Criminal Defense Lawyer Anaheim." BY MS. HARRISON: Great comment, Pasadena Accident Attorney. While we are at it, please use my own personal meta title of California DUI Lawyer. And, by previous agreement between Pasadena Accident Attorney and myself, during objections and asides, I will periodically interject a number of keywords, such as car insurance quote, Vioxx, Rolex, Celebrex, and criminal vehicular homicide lawyer. PASADENA ACCIDENT ATTORNEY. That's C-E-L-E-B-R-E-X. And Vioxx, as in class action lawsuit Vioxx, is spelled V-I-O-X-X. Two X's. CALIFORNIA DUI LAWYER: Correct. Thanks for the clarification. PASADENA ACCIDENT ATTORNEY: Sure, and I really appreciate that last comment, California DUI Lawyer. I have been looking everywhere for something like it! Thank goodness I heard it here. CALIFORNIA DUI LAWYER: Yes, Pasadena Accident Attorney, I am going to bookmark my own comment and come back to it often. Reporter, please mark the transcript. PASADENA ACCIDENT ATTORNEY: Have you or a loved one been injured in a California car accident, Pasadena automobile accident, or in an Orange County car accident? WITNESS: Are you asking me? PASADENA ACCIDENT ATTORNEY: Yes. Yes, I am asking you. I'm not here to Ask Gary. Reporter, please reread the last question, the one from experienced California personal injury lawyer big recovery. [Question Reread] A: Um, yes. Q: Was your toning shoe injury related in any way to--- CALIFORNIA DUI LAWYER: Objection, foundation, misstates the facts. You asked, and I quote "Have you or a loved one been injured in a California car accident, Pasadena automobile accident, or in a Orange County car accident?" Notwithstanding that you were not more specific---such as specifying if it had anything to do with ca lemon law---he did not answer that he specifically--- PASADENA ACCIDENT ATTORNEY: ---did you just say "Caw?" As in Caw? Like a crow? Like "Caw, caw--- CALIFORNIA DUI LAWYER: ---stop interrupting. I said CA, as in California, as in laser hair removal California--- PASADENA ACCIDENT ATTORNEY: ---what's your point? CALIFORNIA DUI LAWYER: My point, my objection, actually, is that the witness did not testify that he had a Sketchers toning shoe injury lawyer, none at all. He did not say anything about a death claim electrical accident. You cannot just, you know, go making things up here, Pasadena Accident Attorney. For example, and solely for the purpose of providing this example, the witness also did not say anything about mesothelioma symptoms, asbestos exposure cancer, fire retardants, or California workers compensation lawyers injury. PASADENA ACCIDENT ATTORNEY: I don't recall this case being about good mesothelioma lawyers nor about Navy veterans entitled to millions in damages. CALIFORNIA DUI LAWYER: It's not, this case is not, and that's my point. This case is not about an asbestos compensation trust fund. It's not about yahoo domain names. Christ! It's not about refinancing my home because of bad credit! PASADENA ACCIDENT ATTORNEY: With all due respect, Pasadena DUI Lawyer, you are, like, being aggressive criminal defense lawyer federal at this point. This is my deposition, not yours. Honestly, don't be such acid reflux disease. CALIFORNIA DUI LAWYER: Wow. I'm admiring the interval and trouble you put into that. It's itemized and put forward. I will bookmark this. Thumbs up! PASADENA ACCIDENT ATTORNEY: Just a sec. Umm, how many words are we at? COURT REPORTER: The current transcript is just over 650. PASADENA ACCIDENT ATTORNEY: Wow. Let's stop there. It's getting too long. CALIFORNIA DUI LAWYER: We will read and post, the usual social media. What time do you have on your big sale Rolex watches? [Deposition Adjourned]