I Want to Know: Who the Hell is Ex-Bitter?

QWho the hell are you? And why do you feel so entitled to give advice?

AI don’t necessarily feel entitled to give advice, I just do. It’s up to you to read it, agree with it, hate it, or improve upon it.

The real question here is: Why are you so angry? I mean, it doesn’t cost you anything to read this column. I’m not forcing you to agree with or like me. I don’t pretend to have some legal crystal ball or to have the perfect answer for every question submitted.

In all sincerity, I just try to give an honest, helpful and, if possible, entertaining opinion. If that bothers you, there’s no constructive advice I can offer. As for who the hell I am? It’s none of your goddamn business. Though, y’know, if you read a bit of my advice that would get you in the right direction.

Ex-Bitter is a former big firm lawyer who now doles out advice to anyone who asks. Got a question? Email it to advice@bitterlawyer.com. Or read more Advice from an Ex-Bitter.


  1. IPOrainmaker

    March 19, 2010 at 5:22 am

    sometimes alma’s posts are funny just because he’s managed to keep the persona going for so long

  2. Bitter Fan

    March 19, 2010 at 6:50 am

    The poster is a fool. Ex-Bitter rocks.  How can you hate a free lunch?

  3. Big Jim

    March 19, 2010 at 9:18 am

    Ex Bitter’s probably some stoner frat dude from a party school.

  4. Uknow

    March 20, 2010 at 12:57 am

    I know who ex bitter is, and I’m willing to offer up my secrets for a mere $500,000.  Any takers?

  5. Alma Federer

    March 20, 2010 at 3:14 am

    Actually, who cares?  Clearly this guy is just a tool who works for the website, and probably flunked out of California Western Law.  And he is probabley the same tool who yanked my comments.?  Come on!  Male Chauvinist pigs!

  6. Genius

    March 20, 2010 at 6:19 am

    Yeah, I’m sure he’s a total tool.  Not a really cool, interesting, accomplished lawyer like you, alma.  Loser much?  War to Ex-Bitter!!!!

  7. BL1Y

    March 20, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    At least this guy is more entertaining than that BL1Y tool.

  8. Guano Dubango

    March 20, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    Hello, I just returned from a week of due diligence in connection with a 3(a)(9) exchange offer I am handling for a client.  How is everything?  What did I miss?  Why has Alma been dissed?  Way to go Alma, you go, Girl!  They are tools!

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