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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as awkward as Pam Anderson reasoning her sex tape to her kids:

• Start spreading the news—New York is the frivolous lawsuit capital of the world.  If you can’t get your lawsuit through there, you can’t win it anywhere. “[A]ccording to ‘An Empire Disaster,’ a report released this week by the Pacific Research Institute, lawsuit abuse is rampant in New York State.” With the second-highest tort losses of any state and the third-worst tort system in the country, big payouts (such as a $14.1 million award to a woman who laid down on the tracks of the NYC subway and was hit by a train in a failed suicide attempt) is killing the state’s economy.  “Tort lawsuits cost the state’s economy more than $16 billion in 2006.” Litigation is the new American dream.  [New York Post]

• Speaking of the New York court system, how can anyone ever even begin to defend Khalid Sheikh Mohammed?  Here are six possible defenses to argue.  Hopefully before he abducts Bloomberg’s daughter.  [Fox News]