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    True or false: Being a summer associate at a Big Firm is sort of like being an aspiring actress who comes to Hollywood and suddenly...

  • Two-Year JD: Sign Us Up for This One!

    Building on a recent trend, Northwestern Law School has announced that starting next Spring, it will offer an accelerated J.D. program, to be completed in...

  • No Mulligan for Giuliani

    Andrew Giuliani, the son of former Mayor Rudolph Giuliani, has filed a federal lawsuit against Duke University after being kicked off the golf team for...

  • I Need to Avoid a Loser Partner

    I work with this a partner who loves me, but he’s a total loser and not very well respected. How do I get away from...

  • The Price of Bliss: $150K

    A jury has awarded a Georgia woman $150,000 after she sued her former fiance for canceling their wedding. The jilted bride, RoseMary Shell, argued that...

  • Prostitution? No way!

    The aspiring model girlfriend of a rags-to-riches Park Avenue doorman who once worked as a “greeter” at a Manhattan club busted last week for being...

  • So Much for the Hamptons

    My friend from Chicago just flew into town.  He swung by my office with his overnight bag. We made a few phone calls, found out...

  • Consent Is Overrated

    What happens when a 25-year-old party girl tries to enforce a written promise that her cokehead boyfriend likely scribbled on a napkin in a the...

  • Christian Bale: Batman Denies Assault

    Media everywhere are reporting that Christian Bale, recently accused by his sister and his 61-year-old mom, a former circus clown, of roughing them up in...

  • I’m Sexing a Paralegal

    I’m having sex with a paralegal.  Bad idea? No, it’s genius.  Nothing a law firm likes more than sexual harassment.  In fact, it’s probably the...

  • Lesbians Still Safe

    Lesbians worldwide can breathe easy once again: In a shocking turn of international jurisprudence, a court in Greece has dismissed a request by residents of...

  • Lorne Michaels’ Stalker: Funny or Die

    A New York criminal court has upheld a stalking charge against a man who contacted Saturday Night Live producer Lorne Michaels on several occasions to...

  • The Cravath System at Work

    Former Cravath superlawyer and convicted sex perv James Colliton is now suing American Express for millions of dollars for revealing his location to authorities in...