Bitter Lawyer is concerned about the health of its readers. Honestly. So as a test study, we semi-randomly picked one of the most out-of-shape Bitter Lawyer writers to give P90X Extreme Home Workout a try. We told him to report back in six months. Here’s what he had to say.
I work at a big firm, so I go through lots of ups and downs when it comes to working out. When work is slow, my gym regimen is pretty consistent—three days a week. When I’m working on a deal around the clock, my gym regimen generally consists of walking an extra two blocks to avoid seeing the gym on the way to the office. My gym is on street-level with plenty of large plate-glass windows facing the street. So I try to avoid walking past it on my “slug days,” as I inevitably see an associate on the treadmill, who gives me an obligatory salute or nod as if to say “hey, not making it today, pal?” I don’t need the guilt.
For those of you who are not in the loop, P90X is the reigning king of home video workout programs. Conversation about working out these days tends to come around to it. Bitter Lawyer sent me the DVD along with the P90X nutrition plan. Both used, I might add, probably remnants of another staffer who tried it and failed. I got them in the mail with the handwritten note “Good luck, Chuck.” I then bought some weights and bars, read through the materials, and made a plan. I also read some testimonials online to get motivated, such as:
Chuck’s goal was to lose weight. After 90 days of the P90X workout and nutrition plan, he dropped 30 pounds, lost 5 inches from his waist, developed great-looking abs, and got into fantastic shape . . . .
I wanted this. And Bitter Lawyer’s editor—a vegetarian who runs marathons in his spare time, or so he thinks— was egging me on. As was a buff twenty-something second-year associate at my firm. I did the math. Twenty-four hours in a day, just one hour a day devoted to P9OX, resulting in dropping 30 pounds and five inches. I could do it. Nothing was going to stop me.
Except a deal. I made it through the first 30 workouts in about 40 days. But then I got caught on a deal that kept me working until ten every night. I worked out about twice in the next month. So I was stuck, and with a dilemma. Do I continue where I left off or do I start the whole thing over? I tried to keep going where I left off, but again after a few solid weeks of working out another deal popped up and got me off track. Now, I can’t keep going, and it’s pretty much too late to start over. So I’m faced with the reality that I’m just not cut out for a regimented workout program like P90X. Basically, I’m admitting to my lack of discipline, at least in the realm of staying in shape. Obviously, everyone at Bitter Lawyer knew I was going fail, and I proved them right. But it was fun while it lasted.
If you are going to do something like P90X, here are some tips I learned from my successful first month of it.
Who else ends up like Chuck? One deal and the first thing to go is the workout? Bitter Lawyer wants to hear from anyone who has successfully completed P90X. Share you triumphs. Or your failures. While we likely cannot help, we can all be a bit bitter together.