Legal Humor Roundup for November 8, 2011

In case you didn’t know it, it’s National Harvey Wallbanger Day. One ounce vodka, one-half ounce Galliano. and four ounces freshly squeezed orange juice. In other news, how to explain gay rights to an idiot, restealing your own stolen bike, evicting the dead, and the eleven majors with the highest unemployment law school enrollment rates. It’s the happy hour law review for Tuesday, November 8, 2011.

1If you have trouble explaining the concept of legal rights for gay couples, why not consult “How to Explain Gay Rights To An Idiot.” Complete with infographic-like explanations. | BuzzFeed

2Unlawful detainer? Repossession? Pushed for space, a cemetery in Spain has begun placing stickers on thousands of burial sites with lapsed leases as a warning to relatives that their ancestors face possible eviction. |

3If your bike gets stolen, just check to see if it’s being sold online through Craigslist. If it is, meet up with the seller, ask to take a test ride, and resteal it. Then report the incident to police. Brilliant. | Fox 31 Denver

4If your girlfriend takes off and you’re all pissed about it, don’t hop into your mobile meth lab and chase her down. Just saying. |

5For kicks, just substitute “Unemployment” with “Law School Enrollment” in this HuffPo story: The 11 Majors With The Highest Unemployment Rates| Huffington Post


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