Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom:
A 22-year-old woman (with a suspicious resemblance to Spitzer’s Ashley Dupre) has a $3.7 million online bid for her “priceless” virginity, and it’s all more-than-barely legal. “The FBI isn’t interested. The U.S. attorney doesn’t care. Everything is fine by local police, and she isn’t breaking any laws.” So do I hear $3.8? [Fox News]
Attorney Gerald Shargel spins an argument to free his boy Dreier so well you almost like the guy. If only Robert Shapiro could speak so highly of his clients. [WSJ Law Blog]
Waterboarding = Torture. Holder = Confirmed? [Washington Post]
Call him “Bud, Esq.” A Chicago lawyer was busted for smuggling marijuana into jail. And his bail was set high, so high. [Chicago Tribune]
A plane goes down in the Hudson, and personal injury lawyers’ eyes light up. But not for another 29 days. Or not. [New York Personal Injury Attorney Blog]
Choosing counsel to recover Madoff Ponzi money? There are several factors to consider like class-action options, conflicts of interest and who the hell is simply going to get your goddamn money back. [The New York Times]
