Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom:
New York’s Mayor Bloomberg wants to go for a three-peat “as an emergency response to the world financial crisis.” [New York Daily News]
Their eyes were bigger than their car. Idiot robbers can’t fit all their loot in the getaway vehicle, so they leave a lot of it behind. I that’s what happens when your eyes are bigger than your car. [Fox News]
“Special” never had a good connotation when your mom used it to describe your cousin Kenny, but what does it mean to be a “special” prosecutor? Bite your tongue on the “short bus” comments. [Slate]
It’s like a firedrill…for lawyers. [Am Law Daily]
