Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom:
The psycho Santa gunman who struck on Christmas Eve wasn’t only out to ho-ho-hose his ex-wife’s family. Her divorce attorney was on the naughty list too. [San Francisco Chronicle]
And that’s not the only divorce attorney pissing off wannabe divorcees. Married feuders are unable to cleanly split because the bottomed-out real estate market makes a couple’s house the albatross “toxic asset” neither wants in the settlement. [The New York Times]
Northwestern Law school is poaching 1Ls who prove worthy. Worthy of paying. [WSJ Law Blog]
A lawyer has apparently found evidence of life on Mars and wants National Geographic to publish it. Talk about turning over discovery! [PRWeb.com]
Obama says, “Oh, come, oh, come, Emanuel.” Rahm Emanuel, chief of staff-elect, will resign his House seat on Friday aside from being the subject of one of four wiretapped conversations a court is deciding on in the case of Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich’s possible impeachment. [Washington Post]
Heather Mills’ ex-nanny is suing McCartney’s ex-wife for being forced to spray tan her naked body and work unusually long hours. But Mills literally has a leg to stand on. [Popeater.com]



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