Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom:
Federal prosecutors dropped four counts of lying to a grand jury against baseball star Barry Bonds. Bonds reportedly said he’s really grown from this experience. Grown via growth hormone. [USA Today]
It’s politics as un-usual. In keeping with the theme of “historic election,” Barack Obama raised nearly $750 million throughout the course of campaigning and even beyond the election. That’s more than the two 2004 candidates combined. [ABC News]
“Ninety-nine percent of Cornell Law School graduates passed on their first attempt at the New York state bar examination in July.” Who made up the remaining 1%? Just out them. [Law.com]
Misery loves company, but apparently so does happiness. “Knowing someone who is happy makes you 15.3% more likely to be happy yourself.” But remember, it’s only 15% likely, which means there’s still an 85% chance you’ll want to rip happy people’s goddamn faces off. [Los Angeles Times]
OJ is getting ready to peace-out for a few years, but the problem is, “How long will he be gone?” His sentencing is today for armed robbery. Will the Juice expire before he gets out of the clink? [Associated Press]
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