Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom:
Members of Congress really are just like the average hard-working Americans the represent. To demonstrate a lesson in responsibility, many have picked up second jobs to make ends meet. Here’s a list of the top fifty richest, which is lead by Sen. Kerry. [RollCall.com]
Pictures allegedly have been released of 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears breastfeeding her newborn daughter, which is technically kiddy porn. The pictures are suspected to have leaked when the baby’s father had the photos printed at Wal-Mart. Hopefully he at least got free double for all that. [Fox News]
Bow wow. A lawyer who was the owner of the dog who mauled and killed a neighbor was sentenced to 15 years to life. [Sacramento Bee]
They say you hurt the ones you love the most. And now a jury is deliberating for a second day to determine whether a man killing his fiancé’s cat was a tragic accident or animal cruelty. [Salon.com]
