Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom:
Heather Locklear had an impromptu photo shoot with the California Highway Patrol to become the latest celebrity with a current mug shot. Cheese! [Los Angeles Times]
Heads of Church are starting a revolution to be able to legally discuss potential Heads of State. “Johnson and 32 other pastors across the country set out Sunday to break the rules, hoping to generate a legal battle that will prompt federal courts to throw out a 54-year-old ban on political endorsements by tax-exempt houses of worship.” Hardly a day of rest. [Washington Post]
What goes up….must collapse? Now the discussion begins about what’s to come for lawyers after the law boom. “Welcome to the future.” [Am Law Daily]
Read into this what you like: A 40-year-old lawyer in India filed a complaint with local police after his recently-a-minor bride-to-be (who is also his distant relative that he smothered guided through college) was taken back to her hometown by her parents two days before the wedding was to occur. [The Times of India]
For the lawyer on the go—why dry clean when you can be a literal douchebag and wear the shower suit? [NY Daily News]
Rarely seen or heard in this election race, HLS alum Ralph Nader is running for President again this year. Blamed by many as a spoiler of the Democratic ticket in the 2000 and 2004 elections, how do you think he might he affect voting this November? [Las Vegas Sun]
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Heather looks bad in this picture, but still better than most of us look on our best days. Why is life so unfair to the rest of us?