Megablawg: Superhero of the Legal Profession

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Despite appearances to the contrary, there is only one Megablawg. And he works obscurely during the day as a quarter-time lawyer and three-quarter-time life coach. Every waking hour, however, he and his sidekick Microblawg use the latest social media teambuilding technology to keep a keen eye on the uniweb for legal content they can scrape and repost for justice—and the greater good.

Neo-Scrivener is their nemesis. A malodorous failed blawger who has forsworn the internet and has loudly and publicly deleted his Facebook account, Neo-Scrivener nevertheless continues to increase his following through an anonymously written blawg and “postcard” Tweets delivered by US mail. While his postcards have taken on a cult following and fetch high prices on eBay, Neo-Scrivener’s tactics pose a real and imminent threat to the future of successful elawyering. The blawgging world’s hopes now rest with Megablawg.

Damage: Does 1 damage to reputation; has no other damaging skills
Weaknesses: Snickers, Amazon.com, Pinterest, Hootsuite
Arch Enemy: Neo-Scrivener (Supervillain Card #12).

Follow us each week as we release more cards of legal superheroes, whether Paralex, Redactor, Doctor Juris, or a slew of archvillains and sidekicks.

Superhero vector image courtesy of Shutterstock

Gregory Luce is the editor of Bitter Lawyer. He creates stuff and writes various columns, including Legal Crap My Kids Ask Me, Ask a Futurist, and Postcards from Lawyers.

1 Comment

  1. Ellen

    March 30, 2012 at 4:56 am

    Fooey! I want a man to respect me if I give him sex!

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