I coment b/c I have something to say, and my FATHER always told me that I should speak up when I have something to say. If your trying to say I should not coment, then FOOEY on you! You can have an opinion to, and I do NOT tell you not to coment! Fooey!
A man goes to see a lawyer about a legal problem. He’s heard that lawyers are sharks who are just interested in money, and he’s determined not to let the lawyer take advantage of him.
After a pleasant greeting, the man asks “What’s your consultation fee in a case like this?”
“It’s $1,000 for three questions,” the lawyer replies.
“1,0000? Are you serious? Don’t you think that’s a lot of money for three measley questions?”
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These are suposed to be funny? I do NOT think so. FOOEY!
@Ellen: Why do you keep commenting on these? Lighten up.
I coment b/c I have something to say, and my FATHER always told me that I should speak up when I have something to say. If your trying to say I should not coment, then FOOEY on you! You can have an opinion to, and I do NOT tell you not to coment! Fooey!
A man goes to see a lawyer about a legal problem. He’s heard that lawyers are sharks who are just interested in money, and he’s determined not to let the lawyer take advantage of him.
After a pleasant greeting, the man asks “What’s your consultation fee in a case like this?”
“It’s $1,000 for three questions,” the lawyer replies.
“1,0000? Are you serious? Don’t you think that’s a lot of money for three measley questions?”
“Yes, it sure is. What’s your third question?”