New York DA’s Previous Profession: Porn Star!


A New York district attorney has admitted that he acted in pornographic movies in the 1970s. Mark Suben, the DA near Syracuse has stated that he lied about his past in the days before this year’s election. Suben, who used the pseudonym Gus Thomas, apologized for his “bad judgment.” His spokeswoman, however, has stated that Suben will not resign.

Love it. No, not 1970s male porn stars, but I love the fact that Suben is staying on as DA. This is Politician 101 though. Lie all through the campaign then the second you get reelected admit the damning information and refuse to resign. Sometimes the lie is about cheating on your taxes and sometimes . . . it is about starring in “Deep Throat Part 2.” Plus it was the 70s. A decade personified by the porn star mustache. If you were in your 20-30s and weren’t acting in porn, I think it would be suspicious.

However, I don’t get how Suben was able to take the bar exam. Address for the past 10 years; jobs for the past 10 years; basically name any and every person you have ever talked to you the past 10 years. The application for taking the Bar is basically a proctology exam. Wait, Suben did star in “Doctor’s Teenage Dilemma,” that explains it.

P.S. Yes Mark Suben is still rocking the creepy porn mustache.

Double P.S. How you pick the name Gus Thomas and not Justice Frankfurter is beyond me.

Douglas Stephan is a solo attorney and owner of the Law Office of Douglas A. Stephan. He received his JD in 2010 from Ohio Northern University and BA from Ohio University. His practice is located outside of Dayton, Ohio. You can follow him on Twitter @stephanlaw.

2 Comments

  1. quadoz

    November 19, 2012 at 10:36 pm

    It’s hard out here man.

  2. Hank

    November 20, 2012 at 1:38 am

    Why should he resign? A fella has got to make a living, even if it means lapping up some smelly pussy with that mustache. This dude should be given a medal, as well as a good hot towel, because that’s one tough smell to get rid of.

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