News Update: Winners and Losers

by Doug Stephan on September 21, 2012 in News

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Just To Ruin Your Day
New Yorkers left $37.6 million in lottery prizes unclaimed last year, including a $10,000 Powerball winner. Real talk. If you are the person who forgot to cash in a $10,000 Powerball ticket you deserved to get punched in the face. I make most of my decisions by the amount of change I have in a jar and you are letting 10 g’s walk out the bank. I feel like Wilford Brimley of the lotto game. Check your numbers. Check’em often. There’s just no reason not to.

Just To Brighten Your Day

Look at kid Michael Phelps as a Fatty McFatterson. He looks like Hamilton Porter from The Sandlot.

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