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What’s In Your Wallet?

by Doug Stephan on November 21, 2012 in News

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All the Bitter News – and disgusting news – that’s not fit to print, by Doug Stephan.

New York DA’s Previous Profession: Porn Star!

by Doug Stephan on November 19, 2012 in News

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This DA was swinging in the 70s.

I Say, You Say, We All Hearsay

by Doug Stephan on November 8, 2012 in News

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If you make a dying declaration, make sure you’re going to die.

BREAKING: Early Polls Show Democrat With 22 Point Lead Over Challengers!

by Bitter Staff on November 6, 2012 in News

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This just in. Polls are showing Democrat Jed Bartlet with a commanding lead in the Bitter Lawyer Presidential Election. Mr. Bartlet, who served as President in the West Wing, has so far received 44.44% of the vote. His closest challengers, Thomas Whitmore (Independence Day) and James Marshall (Air Force One), are tied at 22.22%. However, [...]

The Bitter Lawyer Presidential Election

by Doug Stephan on November 5, 2012 in News

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Don’t like Obama or Romney? Here are some alternative candidates.

Gambling Ring Took Big Bets On Pee Wee Sports

by Doug Stephan on November 2, 2012 in News

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Everyone loses when betting on Pee-Wee football.

An Ugly Divorce

by Jeana Brookes on October 31, 2012 in News

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And you thought divorce in American was bad.

Bieber Fever

by Doug Stephan on October 26, 2012 in News

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All the Bitter News that’s not fit to print, by Doug Stephan.

Scalia Spews Career Advice on Law Students

by Bitter Staff on October 26, 2012 in News

Take the bread-and-butter courses, his highness proclaims.

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