Meet Paige Brenner, Loyola law grad, solo artist. She blames a drummer for getting her into doc review.
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One Hit Away from Getting Out of Doc Review
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While I am a little bit more svelte, but she has nicer blond hair. I think if she came to my law firm, the manageing partner would stop stareing at my body so much. FOOEY!
Now THIS is what we should be looking to this website to watch. Who cares about the big nasty butch or the group of weenie guys? This one is at least worth a look, if not a test drive in the utility closet with the senior associates. There are plenty of dudes who would be more than willing to test drive this one in the pantry or the utility closet for a temp to perm job, with the perm dependent on sustained and repeated good performance evaluations.
I feel badly for this woman. She goes on tour with a band, has the drummer bang her bottom out, then she finds the drummer banging her roommate. A very sad situation.
She hopefully has learned from her mistakes, and even though no longer wirginal, she may still be eligible for consideration by my Aunt Ooona, as long as still fertile and willing to come back to Ghana to interview.
Paige needs to get with Dave already! LOL
I have now rescinded my tentative non-binding offer to move Paige into Tier 1 Doc Review. Hooking up with long-haired, greasy, poorly dressed drummers as opposed to making a play for a distinguished nerdy lawyer like me or Mr. Dubango, shows she is not Tier 1 Material.
She will doubtless punch out a couple of kids with said drummer. At age 30, with a panic borne of a thickening waistline and developing wrinkles, she will kick drummer out of him out of their shared 2 BR apartment over a service station parking lot. Why? She objects to the drummer not “growing up.” And she wnats a house, an upscale gym and a new car.
After fecklessly putting out for Drummer all those years, she now wants “security” and so on and will play for Mr. Dubango, a catch for any woman. He of course, will by then be leery of agreeing to give her half his stuff for a few rolls in the hay, and slightly bitter that Paige ignored him during her good years. He will insist on an iron-clad pre-nup from a state like NY or NJ that actually enforce them. She will cheat on him later since, he will be “boring” and once a drummer-chaser always one: he will dump her; she will wind up back in the 2BR apt at age 48.
I think I would still give this woman a chance. I too would remain a bit concerned initially, but assuming (1) she passed muster with my Aunt Ooona; (2) she is fertile and disease-free; (3) she is willing to bear me three issue, including at least 1 male heir; (4) she is willing to return to live with me and our issue in Ghana; and (5) she will continue to perform all wifely duties for at least the issue reach the age of majority; I would be willing to marry this wench and provide her with a proper living arrangement and a suitable allowance that would allow her to shop liberally in Accra at least once a month.
Fooey on you men for bieng so jugementel about women. Just because we’re cute does not mean we will have sex with you. We have scrupeles too. I want a
Man to woo me! Fooey on you men! Fooey!
Since when do women clamor after drummers? Being both a drummer and a law student I should be irresistible. Apparently, however, that is NOT the case…
That’s probabley right. Look at her hands. Not onley do you have to be in music, but we now insist on our boyfreinds haveing weenies that are this big.