Joey barked out his first official mandate. “Set up a dinner with me and Annette Bening. For tomorrow night. I want her to be the voice of Tooper.”
11 Famous Law School Dropouts
A handful of law school dropouts have gained notoriety for something other than being a wannabe lawyer.
Let’s (beat-in-the) face it—Rihanna’s staying with him. Since she and The Bachelor would prefer you didn’t know they existed today, here are some other quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom: Firms are trimming the fat—but they’re still bulking up. Some are playing it safe and watching costs, and others are seizing opportunities. Blank Rome is [...]
Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that you can read after you stop imaging Bundchen/Brady honeymoon sex: “Latham & Watkins has confirmed to The Am Law Daily that it is laying off 190 associates, or approximately 12 percent of the firm’s associate base. The firm also announced cuts of 250 non-legal staff, including paralegals. The [...]
Many people use statistics the way drunk people uses a light post—more for support than illumination. Here are 17 facts to drop into a conversation this weekend. 300 Percentage by which enrollment in bankruptcy CLE courses has grown in the past six months according Lawline.com. $5 million Minimum guaranteed annual paycheck for Paul, Hastings, Janofsky [...]
Phew, Tiger’s back. Now how about some quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom?: How did one woman contract herpes? It wasn’t from playing beer pong! In a landmark verdict, a jury awarded nearly $7 million to a 56-year-old woman infected with incurable genital herpes after sexual contact with a 77-year-old man. The man knew he’d [...]