[Ed. Note: To best help Bitter Lawyers plan for what is potentially the most bitter holiday of the year, we turned to Todd Hawkins, President and Chief Concierge of The Todd Group, for some expert advice on how to survive—and score—this Valentine’s Day.] Valentine’s Day is an important holiday.  Period.  If you mess it up, [...]

Bitter News, 2-11-09

by Bitter Newsroom on February 11, 2009 in News

Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom to distract you from riding the chutes of Wall Street: Julie Kamps got burned at Fried, Frank, and now she’s trying to roast them right back.  She filed a complaint about there not being any gay partners at the firm and for not developing its female talent.  She probably [...]

Somewhere between Crystal’s pole routine and me drizzling her body with my Kettle Tonic, I started writing down the names of everyone firm-related actually at the Hustler Club that night.  It was me, an eighth-year associate we’ll call Josh, and a pretty awesome first-year we’ll call Maurice.  Then, I added our client’s name to the [...]

Bitter News, 2-10-09

by Bitter Newsroom on February 10, 2009 in News

Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom, so put down that SI Swimsuit Issue already: In a bad economy, even prisoners are losing their positions.  Judges rule that California has to reduce the penitentiary population by 57,000. [WSJ Law Blog] It’s Washington’s version of the golden parachute.  To avoid surviving on the pittance of government salaries [...]

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[Ed. Note: Legal gossip hounds certainly know the name Deidre Dare. She’s the former Allen & Overy senior associate living in Moscow who was terminated for publishing portions of her novel, Expat, online. But for those who were actually working over the past few weeks, the details are best summarized in The Times Online and [...]

Bitter News, 2-9-09

by Bitter Newsroom on February 9, 2009 in News

Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom: What happens when corporate America tries to blame one man for “Hope?” Shepard Fairey, the artist behind the Obama “Hope” posters was arrested for copyright infringement because he used an Associated Press photo as the basis for his work.  But due to “fair use,” many are calling the case [...]

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture? Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this courtroom.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, February 14th. Editors’ Pick (Feb. 1-7): BL1Y: “Alma Federer delivers the verdict.”

Bitter News, 2-6-09

by Bitter Newsroom on February 6, 2009 in News

Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom, so stop writing your “25 Things” and pay attention: Sex it.  Charge it.  Expense it!  An ex-hedge fund manager-turned-madam of Wall Street’s most expensive escort service is pissed that she got busted, but the DA has no interest in any of her nearly 10,000 high-power clients—including a Cravath partner—who [...]

Here are 15 more compelling facts from Bitter Lawyer.  We leave the opinions up to you. 1,528 Estimated number of attorney layoffs in 2009 according to LawShucks.com’s Layoff Tracker. 66,196 Number of women enrolled in law school during the 2008 academic year, according to the ABA. $1.2 billion Estimated 2008 gross revenue of Greenberg, Traurig [...]

Bitter News, 2-5-09

by Bitter Newsroom on February 5, 2009 in News

Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom, so take a Tylenol already and relax: The maddening of Madoff is the order of the day as more and more is revealed about the reverberating effects (and possible prevention?) of his investing scandal… — Madoff’s vic list dropped it like it was a hot party guest list last [...]