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I stayed up all night revising this stupid Stock Purchase Agreement.  The Partner in charge, who’s a classic angry-nerd-law-dick, gave me lots of detailed comments to incorporate into the agreement.  He wrote them in red ink on the contract and said, “Make these changes, and get it out by midnight.” It’s like 9:00 p.m., and [...]

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I have gone on multiple second-round interviews at NYC mid-sized and Big Firms.  It has been over a week, and I have not received an offer / rejection letter.  Should I call the recruiter and inquire? How long does an offer / rejection take to be processed? Chill out.  It’s been a week.  Not a [...]

Loose Ends, 10-12-08

by Bitter Newsroom on October 12, 2008 in News

Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom: Blogger Perez Hilton is his own rainmaker. Lindsay Lohan’s disc jockey gal pal, Samantha Ronson, is making headlines after being threatened with “bad publicity” by First Amendment lawyer Martin Garbus if she didn’t settle his bill.  But Ronson is suing Garbus for malpractice, claiming he screwed up her case [...]

Loose Ends, 10-11-08

by Bitter Newsroom on October 11, 2008 in News

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Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom: Drug busts have athletes sprinting, peddling and slugging their way through the legal system.  Gold-medal sprinter Tim Montgomery was sentenced for dealing heroin, cyclist Tammy Thomas will serve six months for lying about steroid use, and Jose Consenco was held by immigration for returning from Mexico in possession of [...]

Loose Ends, 10-10-08

by Bitter Newsroom on October 10, 2008 in News

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Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom: Looking to be the big winner in these bleak financial times?  Maybe your firm’s competitor can help.  “Firms with relatively strong balance sheets are hiring lawyers from competitors that are hurting from the dropoff in mergers, debt offerings and other staples of the legal business. In most cases, they’re [...]

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Based on my GPA, I’m in the top 12% of my class. Would it be cheating to round up and put “top 10%” on my resume?

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Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom: The son of a Democratic Tennessee State Representative has been indicted for hacking into Sarah Palin’s personal email account.  The length that some kids go to impress their parents is amazing.  [RTTNews] The man, the myth, the H. Rodgin “Rodge” Cohen.  He’s Sullivan & Cromwell’s chairman and Wall Street’s [...]

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Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom: AIG gone wild.  While markets plunge and after being allocated $85 billion from the Bailout Bill, AIG hosted a first-class retreat at a swanky resort and spa.  Bankruptcy is rejuvenating.  [Los Angeles Times] You gotta eat AND study for your bar exam.  If you’re relying on a loan to [...]

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I’m a second year at a big firm in NY, and here’s my problem: The guy in the office next to me (who’s a fifth year and really well -regarded) talks really, really loudly.  It’s like he has an audio disorder or something.  Every word out of his mouth is just so LOUD.  Plus, he’s [...]

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Current title and employer? Senior Partner, Manatt, Phelps & Phillips, LLP in Los Angeles What is your particular role as a partner? I litigate business and regulatory cases and appeals for large hospital systems and other health industry providers. I am a member of the firm’s Board of Directors. I co-chair our appellate litigation practice [...]