Bitter Lawyer Feed

10 Greatest Fictional Lawyers (Overlooked by the ABA Journal)

Wed, 18 Aug 2010 23:19 -0800

I Want To Fall In Love With The Law

Wed, 11 Aug 2010 10:13 -0800

Are You A BLT?

Tue, 10 Aug 2010 06:13 -0800

I Want A Job But Have No Legal Experience

Tue, 03 Aug 2010 08:40 -0800

I Want Leverage

Mon, 02 Aug 2010 07:55 -0800

The Six People You Meet at the Bar Exam

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 02:08 -0800

I Want to be in the FBI

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 06:02 -0800

TexJudge Digs T2 Law Clerks

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 06:38 -0800

Bitter Judge Strikes Again

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 09:04 -0800

Are Law Schools Screwing Students?

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 11:42 -0800

I Wanted to Go to the World Cup

Mon, 05 Jul 2010 08:52 -0800

On the Set of Lathamed: The Movie

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 05:47 -0800

I Partied with a Paralegal

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 08:51 -0800

I Want a BigLaw Boob Job

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 14:50 -0800

The Ten Students You Meet in Law School

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 08:58 -0800

I Told a Partner to "F Off"

Mon, 07 Jun 2010 09:07 -0800

Attention Idiot Lawyers: Business Casual Explained

Mon, 31 May 2010 23:10 -0800

Bitter News, 5-28-10

Fri, 28 May 2010 10:50 -0800

Bitter News, 5-27-10

Thu, 27 May 2010 12:02 -0800

Not Your Law Firm’s Managing Partner

Wed, 26 May 2010 23:36 -0800

Bitter News, 5-26-10

Wed, 26 May 2010 12:06 -0800

Josh Berman: Behind the CSI Effect, Plus-Size Lawyers and Judge Paula Abdul

Wed, 26 May 2010 02:53 -0800

“I definitely think juries expect the prosecution to have more evidence now. That’s the negative. The positive is that juries understand forensics a lot better and are more open to believing it." [Regarding the CSI Effect]

Bitter News, 5-25-10

Tue, 25 May 2010 12:19 -0800

Bitter News, 5-24-10

Mon, 24 May 2010 12:27 -0800

If You’re Excited for 'Sex and the City 2,' Go Screw Yourself

Mon, 24 May 2010 02:34 -0800

Bitter News, 5-21-10

Fri, 21 May 2010 13:10 -0800

Bitter News, 5-20-10

Thu, 20 May 2010 10:14 -0800

Seven Ways Dating is Like a Real Estate Transaction

Thu, 20 May 2010 00:38 -0800

Bitter News, 5-19-10

Wed, 19 May 2010 12:11 -0800

What can be Done About Lawyer Wimps? (Part 3)

Wed, 19 May 2010 04:20 -0800

Bitter News, 5-18-10

Tue, 18 May 2010 12:14 -0800

I Either Want to be a Studio Lawyer or a Talent Agent

Tue, 18 May 2010 02:06 -0800

Bitter News, 5-17-10

Mon, 17 May 2010 12:05 -0800

How to NOT Sleep With a Summer Associate

Mon, 17 May 2010 00:12 -0800

Bitter Help Wanted: New Editor in Chief

Fri, 14 May 2010 16:06 -0800

Bitter News, 5-14-10

Fri, 14 May 2010 12:13 -0800

The Dinosaur Lawyer Who Extinct-ed Me

Fri, 14 May 2010 02:10 -0800

Bitter News, 5-13-10

Thu, 13 May 2010 07:38 -0800

Bitter News, 5-12-10

Wed, 12 May 2010 11:58 -0800

Falling Out of Love With the SmallLaw Antichrist

Wed, 12 May 2010 00:59 -0800

Bitter News, 5-11-10

Tue, 11 May 2010 11:05 -0800

Politically Correct

2010-05-11 02:45 PM GMT

Everyone's equal in Nick's eyes. If only anyone actually believed it.

Watch "The Review" here.

Read Rick Eid's LTD Blog.

It’s a Law Firm, Not a Fat Farm

Tue, 11 May 2010 02:27 -0800

Bitter News, 5-10-10

Mon, 10 May 2010 10:28 -0800

I’m Sickened By the Idea of Practicing Law and Want to be an Actor Instead

Sun, 09 May 2010 23:23 -0800

Bitter News, 5-7-10

Fri, 07 May 2010 12:07 -0800

The Review

2010-05-07 02:00 PM GMT

The pressures of pending layoffs and his annual review push Nick to the brink.

Watch "Politically Correct" here.

Read Rick Eid's LTD Blog.

I Went to Missouri, and All I Got was This Lousy Psychic's Permission to Have an Affair

Fri, 07 May 2010 03:50 -0800

Bitter News, 5-6-10

Thu, 06 May 2010 12:22 -0800

Bitter News, 5-5-10

Wed, 05 May 2010 12:33 -0800

Why Not Allow Bankers to Lie? (If It’s Okay for Lawyers…)

Wed, 05 May 2010 03:22 -0800

Bitter News, 5-4-10

Tue, 04 May 2010 12:33 -0800

Raffle Tickets

2010-05-04 12:29 AM GMT

Nick's lack of philanthropy puts him on the administrative blacklist.

Watch "Politically Correct" here.

Read Rick Eid's LTD Blog.

Bitter News, 5-3-10

Mon, 03 May 2010 11:21 -0800

I’m Worried I Don’t Have Enough Competitive Drive for Law

Sun, 02 May 2010 23:51 -0800

Bitter News, 4-30-10

Fri, 30 Apr 2010 12:37 -0800

Bitter News, 4-29-10

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 12:08 -0800

Torts! With a Pole Dancer, a Wedding Tent & a Busted Bride

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 02:26 -0800

Bitter News, 4-28-10

Wed, 28 Apr 2010 12:14 -0800

Thank God for Those Bulls#!t U.S. News Rankings

Tue, 27 Apr 2010 23:30 -0800

Bitter News, 4-27-10

Tue, 27 Apr 2010 14:45 -0800

How Did Lawyers Get So Wimpy? (Part 2)

Tue, 27 Apr 2010 01:17 -0800

Bitter News, 4-26-10

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 12:16 -0800

I Think the Market is Too Bad to Go to Law School, Right?

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 01:35 -0800

Bitter News, 4-23-10

Fri, 23 Apr 2010 14:14 -0800

Bitter News, 4-22-10

Thu, 22 Apr 2010 12:05 -0800

The Judiciary’s Nature v. Nurture

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 23:15 -0800

Bitter News, 4-21-10

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 12:11 -0800

The Devil Wears Tommy Bahama

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 00:11 -0800

Bitter News, 4-20-10

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 14:00 -0800

The Overrated Lifestyle of L.A. Law

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 01:09 -0800

Bitter News, 4-19-10

Mon, 19 Apr 2010 12:24 -0800

Bitter News, 4-16-10

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 15:10 -0800

I Need a Job, or I’ll Start Punching People in the Face

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 03:51 -0800

Bitter News, 4-15-10

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 10:27 -0800

Friend’s Family Law Bitch

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 05:47 -0800

Bitter News, 4-14-10

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 12:41 -0800

People v. Law School Rankings

2010-04-14 02:36 PM GMT

HEAR/SAY interviewed USC law students, a Big Firm partner and a ratings guru about the chutes and ladders of the U.S. News & World Report law rankings.

Living the Dream: Click Here

Are Lawyers Wimps? (Part 1)

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 02:27 -0800

Bitter News, 4-13-10

Tue, 13 Apr 2010 12:40 -0800

LTD Season 2: New Media Sucks

Mon, 12 Apr 2010 23:05 -0800

Bitter News, 4-12-10

Mon, 12 Apr 2010 13:17 -0800

Bitter News, 4-9-10

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 15:47 -0800

The Lawyers Who Rule the Masters and Augusta National

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 05:24 -0800

Bitter News, 4-8-10

Thu, 08 Apr 2010 12:01 -0800

Friday, Oct. 23, 2009

2010-04-08 01:30 AM GMT

The week's five bitterest legal news stories served up the only way we know how. Click here for links to the stories covered in this episode.

Recessionista v. Women's Fashion

2010-04-08 01:30 AM GMT

HEAR/SAY raided Loehmann's discount department store with the Recessionista to hunt for affordable law firm threads.

System of Justice

2010-04-08 01:29 AM GMT

"Legal justice," "moral justice," and how it related to the OJ Simpson murder trial. From the documentary A Lawyer Walks Into a Bar.

Bad Taste: Lawyers & Plaintiffs

2010-04-08 01:29 AM GMT

Advertising and litigation: Are lawyers or the plaintiffs to blame? From the documentary A Lawyer Walks Into a Bar.

Bar Review - Part 1

2010-04-08 01:29 AM GMT

Bar exam question to salute those preparing and to nostalgically remind bar takers of yesteryear. From the documentary A Lawyer Walks Into a Bar.

Men's Rights

2010-04-08 01:29 AM GMT

Some men think rewards for being the fairer sex doesn't mean it's fairer. From the documentary A Lawyer Walks Into a Bar.

Corporations Meet Lawsuits

2010-04-08 01:28 AM GMT

In the U.S., people fight back and sue. From the documentary A Lawyer Walks Into a Bar.

King of Torts

2010-04-08 01:28 AM GMT

Joe Jamail: The great Texas litigator. From the documentary A Lawyer Walks Into a Bar.

On Behalf of the Downtrodden

2010-04-08 01:28 AM GMT

Mark Lanier: The great, winning trial lawyer. From the documentary A Lawyer Walks Into a Bar.

Tort Nation

2010-04-08 01:27 AM GMT

Tort. Frivolous lawsuit. Same difference? From the documentary A Lawyer Walks Into a Bar.

Beat the Bar

2010-04-08 01:26 AM GMT

The three-day California bar exam has failed some of the state's finest. From the documentary A Lawyer Walks Into a Bar.

Lawyer Mentality

2010-04-08 01:26 AM GMT

A lawyer has to be a combatant and a warrior. From the documentary A Lawyer Walks Into a Bar.

JDs v. California Bar

2010-04-08 01:26 AM GMT

HEAR/SAY interviewed JDs finishing the February '09 California Bar Exam. And it wasn't pretty.

Living the Dream: Click Here

Lawyers in America

2010-04-08 01:26 AM GMT

What's the state of practicing law in America? From the documentary A Lawyer Walks Into a Bar.

People v. BigLaw

2010-04-08 01:26 AM GMT

HEAR/SAY begs laymen to please know something (anything) about BigLaw.

Living the Dream: Click Here

People v. SCOTUS

2010-04-08 01:26 AM GMT

HEAR/SAY wonders what laymen really know about the Supreme Court.

Living the Dream: Click Here

People v. Lawyers

2010-04-08 01:25 AM GMT

HEAR/SAY hit the streets to find out what laymen really think about lawyers.

Living the Dream: Click Here

Connotative / Denotative

2010-04-08 01:22 AM GMT

Nick experiments with lawyer humor.

Read Rick Eid's LTD Blog for each episode.

The Interview

2010-04-08 01:21 AM GMT

Nick interviews for his dream job. But it's a nightmare.

Read Rick Eid's LTD Blog for each episode.

Punching the Clown - Part 1

2010-04-08 01:21 AM GMT

Relentless hours at the office have Nick feeling hopeless, frustrated and...horny.

Read Rick Eid's LTD Blog for each episode.

Halloween

2010-04-08 01:20 AM GMT

Nick learns that holidays are just like any other day at Sullivan & Moore.

Read Rick Eid'sLTD Blog for each episode.

Rope

2010-04-08 01:20 AM GMT

Nick compromises bathroom protocol.

Read Rick Eid's LTD Blog for each episode.

Yale

2010-04-08 01:20 AM GMT

Confusion about Nick's alma mater lands him an invite to a prestigious party.

Read Rick Eid's LTD Blog for each episode.

Gayholm Syndrome

2010-04-08 01:20 AM GMT

Nick's weekend from hell turns to bliss. Almost.

Read Rick Eid's LTD Blog for each episode.

Red Wine

2010-04-08 01:20 AM GMT

Nick's shameless attempt to kiss ass backfires.

Read Rick Eid's LTD Blog for each episode.

Typo

2010-04-08 01:20 AM GMT

Nick's proofreading prowess turns him into a firm superstar. If only it mattered in the real world.

Read Rick Eid's LTD Blog for each episode.

Punching the Clown - Part 2

2010-04-08 01:19 AM GMT

Nick discovers that blowing off steam in the office has its consequences.

Read Rick Eid's LTD Blog for each episode.

Bitter News, 4-7-10

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 11:15 -0800

Bitter News, 4-6-10

Tue, 06 Apr 2010 12:29 -0800

Dumped on Facebook; When Your Breakup Goes Law Firm Viral

Tue, 06 Apr 2010 02:37 -0800

Bitter News, 4-5-10

Mon, 05 Apr 2010 12:03 -0800

The Top Five Lawyers Who Were Great College Hoopsters

Mon, 05 Apr 2010 03:12 -0800

Bitter News, 4-2-10

Fri, 02 Apr 2010 11:09 -0800

Bitter News, 4-1-10

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 13:22 -0800

Bitter News, 3-31-10

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 11:04 -0800

Yeah, I Smoke—So Shoot Me

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 21:45 -0800

Bitter News, 3-30-10

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 11:33 -0800

BigLaw Madness: Elite 8 & The Finals

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 01:39 -0800

Bitter News, 3-29-10

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 12:03 -0800

Dear PhilaLawyer: My Crush is a Slut; Who Can I Assault?

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 02:29 -0800

Bitter News, 3-26-10

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 11:39 -0800

I Got Busted for Running a March Madness Bracket at my Law Firm

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 06:36 -0800

Bitter News, 3-25-10

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 12:47 -0800

Ashby Jones: AKA Mr. Law Blog

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 04:03 -0800

“Once you leave, you never really look back. Most people who jump from big firms soon find it was the right move.”

Bitter News, 3-24-10

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 13:14 -0800

My [Ugly] Friend’s Wedding

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 00:07 -0800

Bitter News, 3-23-10

Tue, 23 Mar 2010 12:08 -0800

The BigLaw Sweet Sixteen

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 23:25 -0800

Bitter News, 3-22-10

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 12:52 -0800

Dear PhilaLawyer: Is Practicing Law a Scam?

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 01:18 -0800

Bitter News, 3-19-10

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:02 -0800

I Want to Know: Who the Hell is Ex-Bitter?

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 00:05 -0800

Bitter News, 3-18-10

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 12:07 -0800

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Pregnancy

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 23:32 -0800

Bitter News, 3-17-10

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:48 -0800

20 Legal Facts About the Coaches of March Madness

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 01:52 -0800

Bitter News, 3-16-10

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:19 -0800

Darren Heitner: Sports Agent Law Student Blogger Man

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 03:21 -0800

“Do I sometimes write a blog post while someone else is being pinned by the Socratic method? Sure.”

Bitter News, 3-15-10

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:33 -0800

I Want to be the Bearded George Clooney of BigLaw

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 03:27 -0800

Bitter News, 3-12-10

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:20 -0800

Ask the Philadelphia Lawyer Anything

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:11 -0800

Bitter News, 3-11-10

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:22 -0800

Name That Tier-Four Law School!

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:19 -0800

Bitter News, 3-10-10

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:27 -0800

Law School Exposé: How Leggings Made Me Fat

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:13 -0800

Bitter News, 3-9-10

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:33 -0800

I Hate Being a Prosecutor, but I’m so Damn Good at It

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:08 -0800

Bitter News, 3-8-10

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:15 -0800

The Top Five Sports Agents Who Are Lawyers

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 07:08 -0800

Bitter News, 3-5-10

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:53 -0800

I Want to Be a Hollywood Screenwriter

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 01:25 -0800

Bitter News, 3-4-10

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:17 -0800

The Strangled Cries of Lawyers in Love

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 03:39 -0800

Bitter News, 3-3-10

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:12 -0800

Six Ways for Men NOT to Get Sex in Law School

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 05:22 -0800

Bitter News, 3-2-10

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 12:33 -0800

Bitter News, 3-1-10

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 12:02 -0800

This Toy Operates on Battery

Sun, 28 Feb 2010 23:29 -0800

Bitter News, 2-26-10

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:46 -0800

Bitter Factoids 17

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 09:30 -0800

Bitter News, 2-25-10

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:27 -0800

I Love BigLaw, but I Hate my Prestige-Whore Partner

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:04 -0800

Bitter News, 2-24-10

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:32 -0800

All’s Fair in Lust and Recruiting

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 08:12 -0800

Bitter News, 2-23-10

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 12:20 -0800

ED (That Can’t Be Cured by the Little Blue Pill)

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:39 -0800

Bitter News, 2-22-10

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:08 -0800

We Need a Doctor, Lawyer!!

Sun, 21 Feb 2010 21:46 -0800

Bitter News, 2-19-10

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 11:20 -0800

I Want to Use My Feminine Wiles to Get Hired

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 03:30 -0800

Bitter News, 2-18-10

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 13:13 -0800

Associate Swap: What Happens When You’re Derailed Off Partner Track

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 05:53 -0800

Bitter News, 2-17-10

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 11:09 -0800

Why Does J. Crew Hate My Breasts?

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 02:41 -0800

Why Does J. Crew Hate My Breasts?

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 02:41 -0800

Bitter News, 2-16-10

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 13:33 -0800

Six Lawyers You Meet On The Unemployment Line

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 05:38 -0800

Bitter News, 2-15-10

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 10:37 -0800

Bitter News, 2-12-10

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 12:50 -0800

I Feel Worthless and Inferior to BigLaw Snobs

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 01:36 -0800

Bitter News, 2-11-10

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 12:09 -0800

Corri Fetman: America's Most Risqué Lawyer

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 03:42 -0800

“Perhaps S&M is common among lawyers because lawyers are such control and power freaks. It is just one more venue besides the courtroom for lawyers to exercise domination or submission.”

Bitter News, 2-10-10

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:08 -0800

Bitter News, 2-9-10

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 08:53 -0800

Do's and Don'ts on Valentine's Day Gifts for Lawyers

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:56 -0800

Bitter News, 2-8-10

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 12:44 -0800

I Wonder if a Law School’s Rank or Location is More Important

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 00:01 -0800

Bitter News, 2-5-10

Fri, 05 Feb 2010 11:45 -0800

Dear Dr. Part-Time Bitter, Esq.

Fri, 05 Feb 2010 05:31 -0800

Bitter News, 2-4-10

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 12:02 -0800

Bitter Lawyer Without Pity: The Deep End

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 00:24 -0800

Bitter Lawyer Without Pity: The Deep End

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 00:24 -0800

Dramedy of Broken Dreams

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 00:14 -0800

Bitter News, 2-3-10

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 12:36 -0800

Top Six Super Bowl-Related Lawsuits

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 06:15 -0800

Bitter News, 2-2-10

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 12:56 -0800

Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Cryingtown

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 01:11 -0800

Bitter News, 2-1-10

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 12:51 -0800

I’m a Cool Guy with Crap First-Semester Grades

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:31 -0800

Bitter News, 1-29-10

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 10:44 -0800

Bitter News, 1-28-10

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 13:54 -0800

Screening the BigLaw Un-Firm

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 05:25 -0800

Bitter News, 1-27-10

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 12:36 -0800

I Hate Being Called 'Doc Bitch'

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 01:21 -0800

Bitter News, 1-26-10

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 14:53 -0800

I Wonder How Important My Hairstyle is in a Law Firm

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 05:59 -0800

Bitter News, 1-25-10

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:25 -0800

Five Reasons Entertainment Law Rules

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 02:19 -0800

Bitter News, 1-22-10

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 15:29 -0800

Bitter Factoids 16

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 06:04 -0800

Bitter News, 1-21-10

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 14:38 -0800

Death Becomes Him

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 03:40 -0800

Bitter News, 1-20-10

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 13:35 -0800

Twelve Useless Classes at Top-5 Law Schools

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 01:32 -0800

Bitter News, 1-19-10

Tue, 19 Jan 2010 15:05 -0800

David Hemingson: BigLaw Archetypes Thrown Into 'The Deep End'

Tue, 19 Jan 2010 02:59 -0800

“Now this might have been the transatlantic connection, but on that phone call that day, I distinctly remember George Harrison calling me an asshole.”

Last of a Dying Breed (of Big Law Scumbags)

Fri, 15 Jan 2010 00:40 -0800

Bitter News, 1-14-09

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 10:09 -0800

Bitter News, 1-13-09

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 14:35 -0800

Ski In, (Can't) Ski Out

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 03:44 -0800

Bitter News, 1-12-10

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 13:55 -0800

I Want to Leave Law for Private Equity / Venture Capital

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 01:04 -0800

Bitter News, 1-11-10

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 13:38 -0800

Eugene Volokh: Un-American Legal Conspirator

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 01:09 -0800

"I decided that I wanted to lead a semi-public life: Write op-eds, write amicus briefs, argue on talk shows, testify before legislatures, and so on. And who gets to do that? Lawyers. Fortunately for me, I managed to get precisely what I wanted."

Bitter News, 1-8-10

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 14:13 -0800

The Top Three Stand-Up Comedians Who Were Lawyers

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 03:18 -0800

Bitter News, 1-7-10

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 13:14 -0800

My Dashboard Confessional

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:47 -0800

Bitter News, 1-6-10

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 13:30 -0800

(Still) Waiting to Exhale

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 01:58 -0800

Bitter News, 1-5-10

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 13:26 -0800

You Can Never Un-See Partner Porn

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 05:35 -0800

Bitter News, 1-4-10

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 12:06 -0800

The Good Wife: Non-Lawyers Behind That Lawyer Show

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 03:26 -0800

“You know, what’s interesting about a lot of these political scandals is that the women are lawyers, too. Hillary [Clinton] is a lawyer. Elizabeth Edwards is a lawyer.”

Bitter News, 12-30-09

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 09:10 -0800

Bitter News, 12-28-09

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 10:20 -0800

A Bitter BigLaw Partner’s New Year’s Resolutions

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 01:44 -0800

Bitter News, 12-22-09

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 13:27 -0800

The Best of the Bitter: 2009

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 01:39 -0800

Bitter News, 12-21-09

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:21 -0800

I May Extend Law School for Law Review

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 01:02 -0800

Bitter News, 12-18-09

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:37 -0800

Bitter News, 12-17-09

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:50 -0800

Seven Things That Always Happen at Law Firms Around Christmas

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 02:52 -0800

Bitter News, 12-16-09

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:09 -0800

Bitter Cold (Or, The Importance of Covered Parking)

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 04:40 -0800

Bitter News, 12-15-09

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:54 -0800

It's (Arguably) The Most Wonderful Time of The Year

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 02:11 -0800

Bitter News, 12-14-09

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:25 -0800

I’m In the Bottom 25% of My Class

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 02:18 -0800

Bitter News, 12-11-09

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:43 -0800

Bitter Factoids 15

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 03:30 -0800

Bitter News, 12-10-09

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:45 -0800

Happy Holidays! I Failed the Bar

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 04:31 -0800

Bitter News, 12-9-09

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:34 -0800

I Let My Dad Talk Me Into a Law Degree

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:26 -0800

Bitter News, 12-8-09

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:47 -0800

10 Ways Eliot Spitzer Can Inspire Tiger’s Comeback

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 03:55 -0800

Bitter News, 12-7-09

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:58 -0800

Marc Randazza: His Profane, Pornographic, Anti-Glenn Beck World

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 02:33 -0800

“I’d rather drive a stake through my balls than work in BigLaw, where it’s all about being a billing machine and ethics aren’t important."

Bitter News, 12-4-09

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 12:05 -0800

I'm Curious About the Differences Between Tier-1 Law Schools

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 04:45 -0800

Bitter News, 12-3-09

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:12 -0800

CLE: The Malignant Tumor of the Legal Profession

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 04:33 -0800

Bitter News, 12-2-09

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:16 -0800

Five Gifts You Should Not to Give a Laid-Off Lawyer for Christmas

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:19 -0800

Bitter News, 12-1-09

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:28 -0800

M.R. Hall: British Muslims, Barristers, Wigs and the BBC

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:09 -0800

"One day, I dried up in court—seized by a kind of nervous panic in quite a mundane prosecution—but it was because I didn’t believe in what I was doing."

Bitter News, 11-30-09

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:18 -0800

I Looked at Porn on My Law Firm Computer

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 04:16 -0800

Bitter News, 11-24-09

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:47 -0800

The Thankful (Former) Laid-Off Lawyer

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:46 -0800

Bitter News, 11-23-09

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:49 -0800

I’m a 2L Who Hates the Law

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:17 -0800

Bitter News, 11-20-09

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:47 -0800

Bitter Review: William Kunstler: Radical Lawyer Disturbing the Universe

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:42 -0800

Bitter News, 11-19-09

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:08 -0800

The Seven Guys You Sleep With in Law School

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:11 -0800

The Seven Guys You Sleep With in Law School

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:11 -0800

Bitter News, 11-18-09

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:25 -0800

Tara Kole: The Life & Times of an A-List Entertainment Lawyer

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:32 -0800

“Scalia hires four clerks a year, and he always hires a more liberal clerk. That was me, and I usually try and make that clear.”

Bitter News, 11-17-09

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:38 -0800

Six ShitLaw Job Terms You Find On Craigslist

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:05 -0800

Bitter News, 11-16-09

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:15 -0800

I Need Time Off to Interview at a New Law Firm

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 01:29 -0800

Bitter News, 11-13-09

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:32 -0800

Mark Lindquist: The 'Brat Pack' Prosecutor

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:00 -0800

“Selling literary fiction requires wizardry, and the ‘Brat Pack’ branding seemed to work.”

Bitter News, 11-12-09

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:33 -0800

Bitter News, 11-11-09

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:23 -0800

BL1Y to Partner: Associates Like to Work Hard, Not Stupid

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:37 -0800

Bitter News, 11-10-09

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:09 -0800

I May Have Sex (Just Sex) With a Lady Partner

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:48 -0800

Bitter News, 11-9-09

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:24 -0800

Partner to BL1Y: Associates are 'Self-Absorbed Egotists'

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 04:38 -0800

Caption This! November 7-20

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:18 -0800

Bitter News, 11-6-09

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:35 -0800

Associate to Partners: Shut Up About Us Being 'Entitled'

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:34 -0800

Bitter News, 11-5-09

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:13 -0800

Femme (Not Quite) Fatale

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:43 -0800

Bitter News, 11-4-09

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:40 -0800

Partner to Associates: Stop Being 'Entitled, Whiny Pussies'

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:41 -0800

Bitter News, 11-3-09

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:43 -0800

Bitter Lawyer Baseball Fans: Yankees/Phillies

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 05:08 -0800

Bitter News, 11-2-09

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:23 -0800

I Want to Come Out to My Firm

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:55 -0800

Caption This! Oct. 31-Nov. 6

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:16 -0800

Bitter News, 10-30-09

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:55 -0800

The Wrong Side of the Bar

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:56 -0800

Bitter News, 10-29-09

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:20 -0800

Five Monsters You Meet In Law School

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:33 -0800

Bitter News, 10-28-09

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:31 -0800

Modern Partner, Ancient Tricks

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:44 -0800

Bitter News, 10-27-09

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:21 -0800

I Want to Be a Mega-Rich Lawyer—Fast

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:33 -0800

Bitter News, 10-26-09

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:04 -0800

Label Me the Fired Intern

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 03:11 -0800

Caption This! October 24-30

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 08:15 -0800

Bitter Review: Amelia

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 04:07 -0800

The Bitter Five: 10-23-09

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:52 -0800

The 1L and Dr. Douche

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 04:48 -0800

I’m Unemployed and Feel Ripped Off By My TTT Law School

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:20 -0800

Bitter News, 10-20-09

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:33 -0800

The Dark Art of the Small-Firm Biggie Smalls

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 03:34 -0800

Bitter News, 10-19-09

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 12:03 -0800

Bruce Wasserstein: Deal King Lawyer?

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:59 -0800

Caption This! October 17-23

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:20 -0800

Bitter News, 10-16-09

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:27 -0800

Bitter Review: Law Abiding Citizen

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:42 -0800

Bitter News, 10-15-09

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:50 -0800

The Forbidden Law Firm Fruit

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 03:31 -0800

Bitter News, 10-14-09

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:48 -0800

Pro Bono Thief

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 03:31 -0800

Bitter News, 10-13-09

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:13 -0800

Gerald Posner: Unveil Miami's Underworld

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:51 -0800

“I already have a book under contract with Simon and Schuster. The business of the Vatican. Tentatively titled ‘God, Inc.’ I fully expect that after publishing that book, I shall be spending eternity in hell. But that still beats practicing law.”

Bitter News, 10-12-09

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 11:06 -0800

I’m a Lawyer, But Not Yours — So Don’t Ask

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 00:27 -0800

Caption This! October 10-17

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 22:50 -0800

Bitter Style, Recessionista Fashion

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 07:06 -0800

Bitter News, 10-8-09

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:56 -0800

Five Types of Law Partners

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:38 -0800

Bitter News, 10-7-09

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:50 -0800

Four Stupid Extortion Tricks

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 04:41 -0800

Bitter News, 10-6-09

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:06 -0800

Len Elmore: NBA, Harvard, D.A. & Dreier

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 06:43 -0800

“Most recently, I was a new income partner at Dreier, LLP. I began in September 2008, but by December 2008, Marc Dreier was detained on charges that ultimately convicted him. Needless to say, the walls came tumbling down.”

Bitter News, 10-5-09

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:05 -0800

Cc This, Bitch!

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 03:21 -0800

Bitter News, 10-2-09

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 08:37 -0800

Bitter Factoids: Roman Polanski

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 02:08 -0800

Seven Women You Sleep With in Law School

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 00:35 -0800

Bitter News, 9-30-09

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 17:15 -0800

Can't Read the Writing on the Wall

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:32 -0800

Bitter News, 9-29-09

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 12:51 -0800

I Want to Break Away From Criminal Law

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:45 -0800

Bitter News, 9-28-09

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:03 -0800

Niki Burnham: Sex, Love, Red Sox & Romance

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 03:13 -0800

“As they walked me around and explained how wonderful their firms were for associates, all I could think was, ‘I hope they don't give me an offer.’”

Bitter Review: The Informant!

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 08:25 -0800

Bitter News, 9-25-09

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 10:26 -0800

10 Lessons From the Tucker Max Movie Premiere

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 03:20 -0800

10 Lessons From the Tucker Max Movie Premiere

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 03:20 -0800

Bitter News, 9-24-09

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:08 -0800

Bitter Lawyer’s 10 Favorite Law Student Blogs

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:54 -0800

Bitter News, 9-23-09

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 12:34 -0800

Val Ackerman: The WNBA's Driving Force

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:41 -0800

“It’s not a cliché to talk about teamwork. That’s something you learn in sports, and it’s really important as a lawyer.”

Bitter News, 9-22-09

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:33 -0800

I'm Trying To (Not) Eat Here

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 04:36 -0800

Bitter News, 9-21-09

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:33 -0800

Any Given Sunday

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 01:48 -0800

Caption This! September 19-25

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 01:15 -0800

Bitter News, 9-18-09

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 12:34 -0800

OCI: Hiring Partners Tell All—Part 3

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 03:27 -0800

Bitter News, 9-17-09

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 12:07 -0800

That Partner Voodoo That I Do

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 01:48 -0800

Bitter News, 9-16-09

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:03 -0800

OCI: Hiring Partners Tell All—Part 2

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 03:01 -0800

Bitter News, 9-15-09

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 11:29 -0800

I’m Losing the PR Battle to Evil Partners

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 00:44 -0800

Bitter News, 9-14-09

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:07 -0800

OCI: Hiring Partners Tell All

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 03:59 -0800

Caption This! September 12-18

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 00:17 -0800

Bitter News, 9-11-09

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 12:53 -0800

Five Child Stars Turned Lawyers

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 04:05 -0800

Bitter News, 9-10-09

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:07 -0800

David Baldacci: Absolute Thriller

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 03:24 -0800

“Hollywood right now is in a ‘political thrillers don’t sell’ mode coupled with a ‘let’s make nineteen sequels of every movie ever made plus film every comic book ever published’ mentality.”

Bitter News, 9-9-09

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 11:08 -0800

Nine Interview Don'ts

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:34 -0800

Bitter News, 9-8-09

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 11:25 -0800

Shut Your Mouth (And Your Legs)

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 00:01 -0800

Caption This! September 5-11

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 02:11 -0800

Bitter News, 9-4-09

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:16 -0800

If Not Now, Then When?

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 02:01 -0800

Bitter News, 9-3-09

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 11:22 -0800

DregLaw and the Infinite Averageness

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 01:57 -0800

Bitter News, 9-2-09

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:02 -0800

Air, Unconditioned

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:28 -0800

Bitter News, 9-1-09

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 12:17 -0800

Four Coolest TV News Lawyers

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 04:08 -0800

Bitter News, 8-31-09

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 11:14 -0800

I’m Not the Partner’s Pet

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:47 -0800

Caption This! Aug. 29-Sept. 4

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:32 -0800

Bitter News, 8-28-09

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:06 -0800

Bitter Factoids 14

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 02:15 -0800

Bitter News, 8-27-09

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 11:04 -0800

I Want It All and May Get a JD

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:40 -0800

Bitter News, 8-26-09

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 11:02 -0800

The Window Seat to Hell

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 01:39 -0800

Bitter News, 8-25-09

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:02 -0800

Tucker Max: The Anti-Lawyer

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 03:22 -0800

“I know what a joke a law degree is, and I have no respect for people who worship degrees.”

Bitter News, 8-24-09

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:46 -0800

I May Need My Juvenile Record Expunged

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 00:14 -0800

Caption This! August 22-28

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 00:54 -0800

Bitter News, 8-21-09

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:07 -0800

Four Hottest TV Legal Analysts

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 01:59 -0800

Bitter News, 8-20-09

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:21 -0800

The Crying Game

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:00 -0800

Bitter News, 8-19-09

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 10:10 -0800

Ax Me Already

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 02:50 -0800

Bitter News, 8-18-09

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 11:50 -0800

BigLaw Beyond Thunderdome

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:47 -0800

Bitter News, 8-17-09

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 15:43 -0800

I May Start My Career in Asia

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 03:58 -0800

Caption This! August 15-21

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 02:46 -0800

Bitter News, 8-14-09

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 11:36 -0800

Bitter Factoids 13

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 01:08 -0800

(Don’t) Let The Bed Bugs Bite!

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 02:46 -0800

Bitter News, 8-12-09

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 11:18 -0800

Adventures in Boundary-Setting

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 03:44 -0800

Bitter News, 8-11-09

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 12:18 -0800

Bob Woodruff: Lawyer, Brave Journalist

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 03:45 -0800

“I would like to report about the shift of control from the U.S. military to the Iraqi military again, but this time stay inside the tank.”

Bitter News, 8-10-09

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 12:39 -0800

I Want a JD But Don’t Want to Practice

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:36 -0800

Caption This! August 8-14

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 05:51 -0800

Bitter News, 8-7-09

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 13:33 -0800

Do-It-Yourself American Law

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 07:39 -0800

Bitter News, 8-6-09

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 11:42 -0800

See’s The Day!

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 03:16 -0800

Bitter News, 8-5-09

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 12:34 -0800

Jeff Marx: JD to Avenue Q

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:08 -0800

“My first business card said, ‘Jeff Marx, Entertainment Lawyer and Big Broadway Producer.’”

Bitter News, 8-4-09

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 12:16 -0800

I’m Nervous About My Exit Interview

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 02:05 -0800

Bitter News, 8-3-09

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 08:04 -0800

Re: Simpson, With Sympathy

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 02:43 -0800

Caption This! August 1-7

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 03:31 -0800

Bitter News, 7-31-09

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 12:13 -0800

Drunk Skunk

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 03:15 -0800

Bitter Lawyer Loves Elizabeth Wurtzel – Part 2

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 05:00 -0800

“The law has managed to find people who want to work within the system. Most lawyers are really smart, and very few want to rebel and change the core of things.”

Bitter Lawyer Loves Elizabeth Wurtzel - Part 1

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:42 -0800

“Women could really make more inroads if they stuck it out, but a lot of them opt out, and that’s really embarrassing to me.”

David Feige: Raising the Bar

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 03:06 -0800

“Being a PD is fundamentally romantic. There’s something really romantic about getting your ass kicked everyday and coming back with a smile on your face.”

Tim Green: NFL Defense, Career Offense

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 02:51 -0800

"Compared to an NFL training camp, the bar exam is like a Sunday picnic."

Gerald Posner: Cravath to Controversy

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 23:59 -0800

“It is all about your risk tolerance. I don’t smoke because I’m afraid of cancer. But I write about terror links in the Saudi Royal family and have no fear. Go figure.”

Stephan Pastis: Rat, Pig, Lawyer

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 23:15 -0800

“I once dressed up as a Power Ranger, not a lot of firms would put up with that.”

Jeffrey Toobin: 'Supreme' Writer

Wed, 27 May 2009 02:48 -0800

"I’m more confident about the future of BigLaw than I am of big (or biggish) journalism."

Brian Koppelman: The Screenwriter Experience

Mon, 18 May 2009 02:36 -0800

“Effective poker players and lawyers must have the capacity to bullshit the other guy while never bullshitting themselves.”

Mike Leach: Texas Tech Head Coach, J.D.

Mon, 11 May 2009 01:37 -0800

“I always figured that I would [eventually practice]. But it was midway through law school when I thought I wanted to do something different before practicing. I wanted to try something new because I didn’t want to have any regrets."

All Rise for Judge Cristina

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 03:59 -0800

“One crazy case that comes to mind is a wife accusing her husband of infidelity for having a relationship with his inflatable doll.”

Jay Bilas: ESPN Analyst & Esq.

Tue, 07 Apr 2009 00:34 -0800

“I have represented clients that had no earthly idea that I played, coached or currently broadcast games for ESPN. They just think I'm freakishly tall.”

Robert Parker: Vintage Lawyer

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 03:48 -0800

“I can easily turn off the analytical faculties and just enjoy the wine for its pleasurable, hedonistic qualities.”

Marc Guggenheim: Comic Book Lawyer

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:33 -0800

“Attorneys came up to me and said, ‘I can't tell you how envious I am. I wish I could do what you're doing, but I have too many responsibilities.’”

Catalina Girald: Fashionista-in-Chief

Wed, 25 Feb 2009 04:34 -0800

“This one goes out to a particular partner at Skadden—don't wear tights with your skirt suits—ever.”

Deidre Dare and the Era of Deidre

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 23:43 -0800

“They think saying European men have small dicks is the same as being a racist and writing to incite racial hatred.”

Noel Biderman: King of Infidelity

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 02:26 -0800

“I woke up one morning and found myself in the arms of a very demanding ‘mistress’ called AshleyMadison.”

Valerie Beck, Chicago Chocolate Tours

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:51 -0800

"My worst day as an entrepreneur is better than my best day as a lawyer."

Shawn Foust, Video Game Attorney Guru

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:56 -0800

"The world would be a better place if disputes were resolved by intense Pac-Man marathons."

Joe Escalante, Owner, Kung Fu Records

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:02 -0800

“If you're white, be an astronaut, if you’re Mexican, be a matador. That's what I'm saying.”

Clyde DeWitt, Adult Entertainment Attorney

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:50 -0800

“Adult entertainment businesses are run by regular people.”

Brett Paul, Exec. Vice President, Warner Bros. TV

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 01:56 -0800

“I think lawyers are a highly underappreciated lot.”

Barry Landsberg, Partner, Manatt Phelps

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:50 -0800

"It’s no popularity contest, and we don’t make partners just because someone has worked hard or done his/her time."

Robert Williams, CEO, Conversive, Inc.

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:48 -0800

"I was shocked by what poor businesspeople most lawyers are."

Carlos Goodman, Entertainment Attorney

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:01 -0800

"I worked on the Exxon Valdez oil spill litigation, which was an obvious launching pad into Hollywood—oily and slick."

Craig Turk, Television Writer/Producer

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 23:06 -0800

"I spent the last two years writing fart jokes for William Shatner, and my sub-par performance in Contracts almost never came up."

Marc Korman, Partner, Endeavor Talent

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 06:20 -0800

"I stalked him. Found out where he parked his car and waited."

Nick Santora, Producer, Prison Break

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 13:58 -0800

"The more successful you are in Hollywood, the worse you can dress."